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Damn Dirty Apes daR0ck Bottomed Out of Sunnydale.

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  1. Chew Therapy

    Chew Therapy Well-Known Member Media

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    Last night the Slayers hit the road still in search of their first series win on the year. Taking on Mags and company they knew it was no easy task.

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    Sorry I couldn't keep a straight face.


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    Starting line up for the good guys
    Chew - C

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    Josto - LW

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    Thamps - RW

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    Moose - LD

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    dar0ck - RD

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    Legion - G

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    And for the losers

    Luca - C

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    Edge - LW

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    Wizzy - RW

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    Magilla - LD

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    Nexus - RD

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    Lime - G


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    Game 1:

    The first game would start off pretty slow, Slayers slay first blood in the first. Apes answer back in the second to go up 2-1.

    Magillas POV in the third
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    Thamps had some skittles or some shit and due to his diabetes he told us he would eat one every time we scored.

    Sorry about your blood sugar.

    Slayers win 7-2

    Chew and Jo put up 6 points. Thamps with the hat trick. Moose and rock solid as fuck. And legion was spotted on facebook offending my thirteen year old cousins moustache.. opps I mean clancy.

    There was no second game.

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    Game 3.

    In some book cortez has somewhere it spoke about a prophecy that no one gives a fuck about cause no one really can read ancient retard other than him. I asked for a translation. After drooling all over himself I managed to make out "Apocalypse" "Must be stopped" "More Skittles" "*IDFN*".

    And that's exactly what happened. Legion was a brick fucking city. No wait I mean wall. I wouldn't trade a wall. Thamps Jo and Moose drive a steak through the heart of the apes.

    Apocalypse averted.

    You're welcome.

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    Seen in the bleachers special guest Esoteric crying to himself wishing he was where he truly belongs.. in Sunnydale.

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    #BringEsoHome
     
  2. MAGILLA72

    MAGILLA72 Active Member Admin

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    Nice write-up, ggs fellas. But you should've took my pic after my haircut.
     
  3. DrugMonkeyRX

    DrugMonkeyRX Well-Known Member Captain

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    That Legion GIF is fking priceless HAHAHA
     
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  4. ES0T3RICx

    ES0T3RICx Well-Known Member Admin Media

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    Just subtle burns all over bodies. Love it.
     
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  5. Cortez TTV

    Cortez TTV Well-Known Member Media

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    I really liked the part about me, but it still seems you aren't getting it. It's all good tho
     
  6. iSoldierUp

    iSoldierUp Well-Known Member Admin Media

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    moment of silence please
     
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  7. xIx EDGE xIx

    xIx EDGE xIx Active Member

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    Good series guys. We traded blowouts in games one and two, but game three was a barnburner.
     
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  8. daRock

    daRock Functionality Amplifier Admin Developer

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    Great write-up and fun series Apes.
     

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