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Grey Cheetos too mangled to handle the Scum

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  1. xD A L Y

    xD A L Y Well-Known Member Admin Media

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    Opening night for the Scum and Villian squad and Captain Pale had been receiving lots of criticism for his draft strategy heading in to the season. This is a veteran basically an OG who always competes and he's been questioned by guys like this:

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    "Where's Bailey?"- Coming soon to a bookstore near you
    Let's meet your season 13 Scum and Villain Squad.

    Center(Captain): Pale Pwner
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    Right Wing: Macnorth
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    Left Wing: TeePee
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    Left Defense: Tompkins
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    Right Defense: Daly
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    Goalie: Brandon Cripps

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    Now for the Grey Cheetos lineup!!!!

    C: Hockeytown/Dali
    LW: Dali/Dali
    RW: Dali/Hockeymike
    RD: Epik/Dali
    LD: Edge/Dali
    G:Cheeto/Dali


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    "Huh."- Pale figuring out Cheetos lineup

    Game 1-

    2 early goals by scum was a great start. Choked that lead back in the second and that is when they realized that Shotguns team had created a new offensive scheme. It was called " The Rogue Warrior"...

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    Shotgun can't contain his excitement
    Then they lost as revived MacNorth buries the game winner.

    Scum 3-2 OTW

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    Dali after game one

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    Pale after game 1
    Game 2

    This one was back and fourth and Shotguns team had a lead late. 4-3 was the score when Epik passed the puck directly to MacNorth who slammed home the game tying goal with two minutes left. The in OT Pale rang a pass around the boards in the ozone snuck out front and tipped home the game winner.

    Scum 5-4 OTW

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    Dali after game 2

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    "The Rogue Warrior"
    Game 3:

    Yikes.

    Scum 7-1 W

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    Awfully windy out by Dali during this one....

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    TP just taking care of business in this one

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    Scum squad after the sweep
    Series Notes:

    -Pale had 5897584375490 hits
    -Macnorth looking to get back to his vintage self with an 8 point night
    -TP for $1 is criminal...you all fucked up.
    -Tompkins had 4 helpers
    -Daly added 3 goals and 3 assists
    -Cripps was himself
    -Shotgun has a grey cheeto for a penis

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    Shotgun before the series

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    Shotgun after

     
  2. P4LE PWNR

    P4LE PWNR Well-Known Member Admin Captain Media

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  3. CortezEA

    CortezEA Well-Known Member Media

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    I actually died reading the "Where's Bailey?" kudos my friend.
     
  4. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Daly writeups are always classic
     
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    iiEpiK x Active Member

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    game 2- it wasn't me but it doesn't matter because we got waxed. ggs
     
  6. ya dunn know

    ya dunn know Well-Known Member

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    Since he's been MIA for a few season, that was one helleva return write-up
    ******slow clap*****
     
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