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  1. Hansel Roberto 2.0

    Hansel Roberto 2.0 New Member

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    WEEK 1 POWER RANKINGS



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    #1 NOOOOOOOOO 3-0-0

    Well, Pale’s early power rankings seem to be right after the first week of the season. This team looks really scary as it seems the chemistry early is already starting to click. It also helps when a guy like goodie has a 1.33 GA average. This might be an early finals winner here after only 3 games.





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    #2 Liberty Biberty 5-0-1

    Liberty Biberty comes in hot after going a cool 5-1. Liberty seems to found itself a steal in Suprise Me. Captains really let the all-time leader in 239 go for 6 bods? Stop overpaying for your friends. Look forward to this team getting better as the season continues.


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    #3 Appearing Offline 4-2-0

    Appearing Offline comes in at number 3 in this week's rankings. After week 1 is Veds still worth 54 bods? Idk but it seems snagging Dali for 22 was a robbery. Another team that will continue to get better as the season goes along.

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    #4 Strictly Business 2-0-1

    Kosmic and his boys come in fourth this week as they finish 2-0-1. After the draft, I raised some questions about this team as their D is a little weak. The boys on the back end have proved themselves through the first 3 but will they prove themselves the rest of the season?


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    #5 Rubber Puckies 2-0-1

    The Puckies coming in the number 5 spot after week 1. I personally would’ve not expected this team to be here but they took care of a Mash-Dutch combo opening night. Is this a fluke? Or will they rise to the top again next week? Time will tell for this team.

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    #6 Blue Line Fakery 3-2-1

    Blue Line came out and proved themselves after an embarrassing start to the season. Abutt looked like a ghost in the first series but seemed to put the elite winger pants on in the second series. Do they miss senile drug monkey yet? Although they did face a weaker team in Game of Throws we can give them credit for bouncing back after a rough night 1.


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    #7 Chill Pills 3-3-0


    The Chill Pills fall all the way down after a second night out without Lemanski. Although Lemanki is PT it’s quite mind-boggling he went for 2 fucking bods? Were captains still shocked Dmart paid 54 for veds instead of looking at this guy? This team will have to prove themselves next week in the series without Lemanski. They also just made a Trade for xxJONxx. Maybe he can come in and help out on the no Lemanski night every week or was he backpacked on the Dark Side last season? Time will tell.


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    #8 Big Brown Beavers 2-3-1

    The Beavers find themselves at number 8 and this is a shocker for me. It did not help Mash started his season as he did in the first round of playoffs last season as a ghost. You’d think the duo of Mash - Dutch would be an unstoppable force, but that hasn’t been the case. They did just make a great trade in my opinion bringing in zero pain who is a highly underrated RW. Guy is gross and now he’ll get to play with mash and Dutch 1 series a week yikes. Yam also joins this team and is a glue guy that can hold his own and gets to play with the defensive Dutch. Good luck against that top-line starting next week.



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    #9 Ain’t No Sunshine 1-1-1

    Ain’t No Sunshine finds themselves this low due to the fact they only had one series this week and didn’t really show too much. So, with that said the sky is the ceiling for this team going into week 2. It’s good to see rookie A1 Freak having a good first series when it comes to points. Hopefully, we get to see this team flourish a little more in week 2.


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    #10 Veds Has Left The Server 1-3-2

    This team had some head-scratchers after bidding and it seems the chemistry here just hasn't clicked yet. They did just trade their best Fwd in PT Zero Pain & Yambag for rookie D-man JRowsyn. They got traped here but maybe it helps the chem going forward? Also, SBDR get your shit together you bum.


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    #11 Game of Throws 1-4-1

    Well, not much to say here as this team is not where HOF wants to be. This team has some elite talent and it seems it’s just not clicking but maybe we see a trade coming in the near future? They have a lot of good movable pieces and could potentially shake this team-up.
     
  2. P4LE PWNR

    P4LE PWNR Well-Known Member Admin Captain Media

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    Probably just going to name my next team #1 Power Rankings Team
     

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