NDA (from most to least number of 239 championships) WizzyWar | C | #53 6th Championship Dmart | RW/RD | #59 4th Championship See Dub | LW | #21 4th Championship Cortez | RD | #77 4th Championship Dominator Silva | GM | Press Box Suite #1 3rd Championship Figo | RW | #3 3rd Championship Ability | Backup | #69 3rd Championship Lime | Starter | #18 2nd Championship Esotericx | C/LW | #10 2nd Championship Zlow | LD | #27 2nd Championship Agent | LD | #11 1st Championship And shoutout to another cheerleader, honorary team member, practice squad G, and Discord party presence; DJ This won't be your typical write-up where the game scores are recounted or various clips of goals are shared. Instead, I'll just flex for the boys a bit, give them the old circle jerk, and then we'll get the hell out of here. The Flex Everyone sucks. We don't. To anybody that ever thought NDA wouldn't win the belt, brush up on your history and quit licking windows. To those that said this team has too many vets and would struggle to win, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. To those that have said PT teams can't or won't work, you also don't know what the fuck you're talking about. To those that challenged the GM to play, none of you were worth my goddamn time. To those that doubted Dmart, you must be new here so best of luck as a captain next season! The Circle Jerk zlowey ALL-STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Agey Best 1 BOD guy in the entire fuckin league, bud. Enjoy your 1st belt. You more than earned it. Just sendin er, bud. Feegs Congrats on your 3rd, brother. You were the last piece we needed that rounded out the team perfectly and gave us two balanced lines. Brick who? Wizzy Remember when you said you weren't a hard carry? LMAO. Way to backpack for your 6th, bud. Corey You probably set the record for the guy who has played this game the least and won a championship... Nevermind. Ability is literally still on trial time. Congrats on your 4th, big man. Ables Are you literally still on trial time? Congrats, bald man. Limer Almost too EZ, bud. I expect a round of French's ferda. Congrats on your 2nd, #MyNewNumberOneG Danny 1 for 1, bud. Let's keep the franchise going and I'll see you next seas... nevermind. #TheLastDance? Dubby #2ndLine Terry Looks like those 38 year-old thumbs still got some juice in 'em, eh? Congrats on your 2nd, old man.