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  1. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Playoffs? You wanna talk about Playoffs?

    Hell yeah I wanna talk about playoffs! 239 it’s #WriteUpSzn and you know I had to get in on that action come playoffs. Tonight’s showdown was #3 seed The Young Bucks vs #6 seed EsportsReady. Dmart vs Shock. In reality it played out like pro team vs peewee squad. Don’t worry I’ll get into that soon. First up though....

    The Lineups

    The Young Bucks
    (We’ll call them Murders row)

    LW @CortezEA
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    C @Marty mcfly1919
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    RW @Dmart Gaming
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    LD @bangerj
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    RD @Young Kelch
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    G @iSoldierUp
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    vs

    EsportsReady
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    Before we get into discussing the series I just want to let everyone know this was not fun for all involved. Esports got their shit pushed in and no one likes that, well no one except for Shock.
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    Series time

    Game 1
    EsportsReady tried a very unorthodox strategy, they did not forecheck once the entire game. The score reflected it. Let’s see some goals, up 1-0. Dan steals himself a goal (@RUNNGduckBUTTER look away)


    Then Cortez actually goes into his bag of tricks for this beauty


    For those wondering yes, I had to change my drawers after that. Fun fact, it’s the first time Cortez has made someone cum in 4 months.

    Alright after the drawer change Kelch was feeling good and to wrap up game 1 he nets one


    that’s curtains!
    DJ doesn’t allow a goal, running clock: 60 mins of shutout hockey

    Final score: 5-0 TYB (1-0)

    Game 2
    They forechecked and this one was sorta a game because we couldn’t score. Again DJ does his thing and doesn’t allow a goal.

    120 mins of shutout hockey

    Final score: 1-0 TYB (2-0)

    Game 3
    The Young Bucks wanted to start off fast and break their spirit, they did.
    1-0 on this


    Then 2-0 on this


    wild thing down 2-0 in the series and in game 3 @HavocXSG runs Cortez and then T-Bags him



    Bold strategy cotton. This was a runaway as well.
    DJ update: 180mins of consecutive shutout hockey
    Final score: 6-0 TYB (3-0)

    It was at this point in the night where @xDLxBrIcKCiTyNj put out a missing persons report on @NoToRiOuS FiGo as he hasn’t been seen all series.

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    If you have any information about his whereabouts please contact Brick at 1-800-Suck-Dis

    Game 4
    More of the same. Except EA said we’ll give them a goal. Watch the entire clip, this did not go in so we really shouldn’t even allow it

    That’s 200 consecutive minutes of shutout hockey ruined by that. DJ swatted the puck before it crossed the line like Barry Bonds in ‘01. Don’t worry we followed this up with doing more things and closing out the series in sweeptastic fashion.


    Final score: 5-1 TYB (4-0 sweep)

    Live look at @KosmicEA watching his team
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    3 Stars of the night
    1st Star: DJ 4-0 4 shutouts
    2nd Star: TYB fans who were rowdy all series
    3rd Star: All the Veterans out there

    “GGs”
    Being that we are murders row it’s only fitting to kill you boys and put you 6 feet deep.

    RIP
    EsportsReady


    Next up for The Young Bucks will be SurpriseMe’s squad. Games TBD.

    239 I love you
     

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  2. That 1 odd guy

    That 1 odd guy Well-Known Member

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    Good write up​
     
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    Pounders2 New Member

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    Brutal Kelch.
     
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  4. Yaakiv

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    Kelchy gonna kelch.
     
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  5. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    This
     
  6. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Old school 239 fashion
     
  7. ya dunn know

    ya dunn know Well-Known Member

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  8. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Kelch’s Kitchen! Stirring the MF shit up
     
  9. TrickyHG

    TrickyHG Member Captain

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    Wow Kelch. I thought you knew me better then that. I'm gay. At least get the art right :/
     
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  10. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    :love: That is all
     
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  11. x AbiLiTy x

    x AbiLiTy x Well-Known Member Admin Media

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    WUOTY!! :tears::lol::coolthumbup:
    Awesome job, Kelch!
     
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