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Orange Sus has been ejected. Orange Sus was an Imposter

Discussion in 'Write-Ups' started by Young Kelch, Dec 9, 2020.

  1. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member Admin

    Nov 22, 2017
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    *before the series*
    “We have easy opponents, we’ll sweep Kelch” - Mr Anderson

    “We will take care of business against Johnny Kling’s Classic Hits” - Pale Pwnr

    “Grrr syudwamhw aghhh” -Sober Enuff (drunk ramble)

    This is a prime example of a potential imposter clogging comms

    afterwards in the admin chat

    So let’s set the table. Due to covid reasons Kelch tries to reschedule this series to Sunday night so both teams can have best lines in a crucial series potentially that could decide the 239 playoff picture as both teams were on the bubble. Everyone on Pale’s team was down to reschedule except for Anderson who couldn’t leave his GFs house a tad early to get series in at 10pm. Oddly enough Sunday night rolls around and 10:59pm Anderson is in the nhl looking to play channel trying to find a game. Hmmm couldn’t manage an a single hour to get series in?
    with a side of pussy whipped. Hey when you lose a game to Curdogg and then lose the series prior you need all the advantages you can get.

    Did it work in their favor?

    We’ll just beat them with a makeshift line. Let’s meet the lineups

    Johnny Kling’s Classic Hits

    Impersonating the Beatles as they head to the emergency meeting knowing they are all crew


    Orange Sus

    Game 1
    Schwatz scores and @TheTrueBenSwolo picks up his first point with his new squad. Sober scores twice in the 2nd. The captain scores, *checks the notes* yes in fact Johnny Kling has returned from his 2 week hiatus of not scoring goals and lights the lamp. Must be because The Elite super sweat Mr Anderson was playing RD in front of him.

    In OT Ian blows right past Pale on the boards and dishes to Toxzack who ends the game. Which was a good thing as it prevented Tox from taking another trip to the penalty box.

    Final Score 3-2 OT JKCH
    (Rumor has it you can hear sobers body still hitting the ice as Civcpo had 18 hits)

    Game 2
    Toxzack scores. Toxzack scores. Sober scores. Kelch scores the GWG. Ando adds one late but it doesn’t matter.

    side note if you see a Classic Hits goal just assume Ian the Berean (the guy some said was a downgrade on this team) had an assist on the goal.

    Final Score: 3-2 JKCH

    Captain pale calls a team emergency meeting after losing the series and trying out his 3,487,201 different lineup this season in games 1 and 2 he had him & Anderson on D while NikDaScotchMan manned the dots. Obviously after two Ls we all knew a change was coming, Pale goes to C and Nik heads back to his defensive dungeon.

    Game 3
    It’s mox scores twice in the second to give the Sus squad a 2 goal lead, but Civcpo while testing the waters on RD snipes one from the point. Then with 2 seconds left in the period Toxzack finds Johnny Kling in the slot who nets the tying goal. Then in the third period of a tie game your top goal scorers gotta score for you. Pale didn’t. Toxzack did.

    Final Score: 3-2 JKCH


    We have found our 239 contender Imposter, here is a sum up of the series

    The Classic Hits climb to the middle of the pack in the standings, Orange Sus drops to 8th and are on the verge of missing the playoffs entirely.

    (Pale post sweep, knowing he’s failed his team and it’s probably because he didn’t go Star Wars themed)

    3 Stars of the night
    1) Toxzack 5G 4A, 2GWG
    2) LLCoolSam 3-0 1.81GAA, .850 Sv%
    3) Classic Hits PK unit locking it down all night

    In all seriousness to Pale’s team I was annoyed with not working to get the reschedule done and I’m glad we swept y’all without our best lineup. But I’ve got love for y’all, good luck the rest of the way.

    “we have voted out 1 imposter, who’s next?” -Johnny Kling’s Classic Hits maybe

    S/o to Kane who didn’t get to play in this series, we got your back. Take out your anger on Kabs team. Rumor has it there will be a RD showdown Kabs vs Kane in a 1 on 1 mid game Wednesday night, tune in for that one

    Last little jab to all the haters of this new team

    Johnny Kling is done with this shit. Time for a trip to the musical vault, for one of Johnny Kling’s Classic Hits to end this right

  2. x mR aNdersoN o

    x mR aNdersoN o Active Member Admin

    Dec 5, 2018
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    lol unfortunately it wasnt a matter of just leaving early. i had plans. we were out. i never left at all lol. good series though, shitty write up as per usual.
  3. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member Admin

    Nov 22, 2017
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  4. xDLxBrIcKCiTyNj

    xDLxBrIcKCiTyNj Well-Known Member

    Aug 23, 2017
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  5. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member Admin

    Nov 22, 2017
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    Thank you sir. You and I are the only one consistently doing them
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