Pre-Season..Rank em!

Season 12 is here and you know what that means! Time for totally unreliable rankings!!
For this edition, we're going to not only look at talent but also (BOD Value) *Bag O'dicks



#1
Dmart15
Magilla72
Bluelineking7
X Mr Anderson o
Dalilaama
Barrettfittycal
Pounders
Feenix
Hugh

An early favorite in my book, we see the part-time strategy yet again and there is no reason it won't work. Dali and Anderson both clock in at 20 BOD or less. 4 players on this team are 5 or less.. Dmart got serious value, for a monster team.
Overall: A+
BOD Value: A++

#2
Surpriseme22
Pogs
The Thomahawk
Dominator Silva
Rybish33
Nexus510
Skejei
BlueLiner
Wolfmaster00

Chili Con Carnage 7.0 .... All kidding aside, Surpriseme has built a pretty solid foundation here. I see this team around top 3 all season. Pogs at almost 40 BOD worried me at first, but getting RY and nexus at 5, 10 respectively makes up for it.
Overall: A-
BOD Value: A

#3
Wizzywar
Annex Chrispy
nikdagreek23
Marty Mcfly
SirPuffinton420
Sniper0270
Clancy

Wizzy's team is hard to judge, but I love what he did here. Draft an elite guy, and surround him with above average players. Chrispy is a steal at 30 BOD, however, everyone else on the team garnered just about what I'd expect.
Overall: B+
BOD Value: B-

#4
That 1 Odd Guy
Linkrunner
Notorious Figo
Hergy9
Amazing Viper
Yambag021
Chisouthsiderr

Odd guy has the most underrated team in the draft. Link, Viper and Yam don't get enough credit and the value shows. Hergs at 10 BOD is unreal, Link just won a vez and only gets 17? Odd's team could shock some people.
Overall: B+
BOD Value: A+​

#5
R0N D0N V0LANTE
See Dub 21
IIEpik x
CortezEA
ClumsyNinja
Mclucas
Doctorbob

RDV has some unknowns, I've heard McLucas is solid but Doctorbob and Clumsy are question marks. For 1 BOD each tho, not a big deal. The real question is can Dub and RDV carry the load?
Overall: B-
BOD Value: B

#6
Runngduckbutter
Drugmonkeyrx
bbx90
Stoeyjopa
HavocXSG
Ian the Berean
Crazyyetikilla

RDB went all in on drug, spending over half the pot on em. Shock, jopa and ian are all solid low price pick ups. I just don't know if there is enough here to make a run in the playoffs.
Overall: C+
BOD Value: B

#7
Ozzy9041
Pale
Fl0de
x96mnn
PeacefulBob
Athompson
clickityclank

Ozzy spent early in the draft and it may have cost him, Pale and Flode take up 84 BOD, X96 is a steal tho at 9. Bob, Athomp, and clank all getting 1 seem like great value.
Overall: C+
BOD Value: C+

#8
Master Sh0tgun
SeeDew77
Suneedee
Young Kelch
Ya Dunn Know
A9ent X007
x Sober Enuff x
Legion

I thought shotgun started out well getting Chels at only 41 which seems like a discount compared to drug at 52. Unfortunately I don't know where the goals are coming from. These guys are a bubble team
Overall: C
BOD Value: B​

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*I did not include the team I am on, I don't want to be "that guy".
**These are my own opinions, please don't get butt-hurt if I didn't say you or your team are amaze-balls.​

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Great write up russ.

 

Underrated... AGAIN

 

What a solid, low cost goalie looks like: https://tenor.com/view/martin-brodeur-devils-goalie-save-hockey-gif-11228853

 

Is that supposed to be @wolf master00 or wha?

 

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