Shake & Bake vs Hebraic Hombres LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! This was supposed to be an instant classic, two teams tied at the top of the standings after week 1. Gala and team were running their mouth talking shit, chirping all week and a bunch of “fuck Kelch” later it’s time for the actual series. Monday night rolls around and Gala is talking about he’s eating Shake & Bake for dinner. Hope the lil guy didn’t go hungry. The Lineups May the Fourth be with you Shake & Bake LW Kelch - C Pale - RW Cee LD Dvetts - RD Croydon G PHJ vs Gala’s all talk no bite crew Game 1 @vedsx30 in hopes to not ruin his stats decides he can’t take 3 Ls on the night so he misses game 1. Honestly he probably wasn’t done with his homework and mom was making him finish his chicken nuggets and choccy milk before he could play Veds seen below This game starts off slow, but once two goals found the back of the net this one was a wrap. The Shake & Bake boys got all up in that ass. Cee with a Hatty, Kelch lights the lamp twice, Pale and Dvetts pot one each. For those keeping track thats a touchdown and the extra point. If you listen closely you can hear Ian laughing his ass off at work. “Gala Island” Final Score: 7-0 S&B Game 2 This was the game of the series. Both teams rolling out their full lineups. Could this be the heavyweight matchup we envisioned? ... YUP! Young Buff and Young Kelch score goals in the 2nd period. Both teams lock it down from there. 1-1 after regulation. First OT, Second OT and 3rd OT we go. Late in the second Kelch takes a dumb penalty. Little did we know that it would work out for the best. As the penalty is expiring Elite RD Croydon claps the Omaha for Johnny Kling leaving the box. Kelch picks up the puck off the bounce off of the end boards, goes backhand and lifts the puck over Veds blocker for the GWG Johnny Kling puts an end to the madness and makes sure Gala & Veds know who Daddy is. Final Score: 2-1 3OT S&B Live look at @Gala after knowing he lost the series to Kelch after all the chirping leading up to the series. While we had already won the series, there was still another game to be played. Time for the Shake & Bake team motto to kick in for game 3... FUCK’EM! Game 3 Pale opens the scoring because his Star Wars juices were vibing on the day before May 4th and you know the force is strong with this one. That pesky Young Buff guy pots two giving HH a 2-1 lead early in the 3rd period. Quickly the boys respond, kelch picks off a pass up the boards and feeds Cee for an absolute bomb of a clapper to tie it. Dvetts snipes one and then Pale puts the icing on the cake as he Jedi mind tricks his way through the Hombres entire defense and dunks his Jedi balls on Veds forehead. Final Score: 4-2 S&B Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! The Shake & Bake boys handle business dealing with the outspoken, self hyped Hebraic Hombres. Y’all managed 1 point, good series but next time don’t be all bark. Good luck the rest of the way, hopefully see y’all in the playoffs as it’ll be fun to beat y’all twice. 3 Stars of the night 1) PHJ 3-0, 0.81 GAA, .897 sv%, 1 SHO 2) Pale Pwnr 3G 6A 40H 3) Dvetts 2G 6A and still only 5 Bods Shoutout to Ian being the GM behind the scenes and talking shit when needed. The bulletin board was popping!! On Wednesday the Shake & Bake boys take on JonMonkey and company. Gonna be the first ever Dallas vs Dallas captain battle in 239 history. Nice little storyline to it. 239 I love you and may the force and the fourth be with you. Gala eat shit, and just remember one thing. It’s always gonna be a little Shakeeeeee and Bakeeeeee action
We beat y’all with Veds in net. You being there wouldn’t have made a difference. Calm down there gramps
