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Self proclaimed top 5 EASHL player in the world gets swept

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  1. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to another edition of #WriteUpSzn 239! As the title gives away Pale “self proclaimed top 5 EASHL player in the world” gets swept by The Young Bucks. I’m here to tell you how things transpired but first I have questions myself. How is Pale top 5 player in the world when he’s only the 3rd best player on his own 239 team? How do we know if Han shot first? How did the Eagles get absolutely ran out of the building by the Cowboys on SNF? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! What drugs was @P4LE PWNR on when he created his team uniforms? They look like a 4 year old mixed with a senile abstract painter just took a shit on a color pallete.
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    (Pale creating the worst unis in 239 history)

    Let’s talk about the series now. This one started super late as Scum and Villainy didn’t have enough people. They thought about playing with a CPU, they asked to play 2 tonight and one game a different day or wait until Super waiver Jets Killed could make it home. So we waited. And waited. And waited some more. Honestly I’m surprised Pale didn’t just send out a looking to play mass invite to fill the void, we ALL know he can’t help but do that once a night.

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    The Young Bucks

    LW @CortezEA
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    C @Marty mcfly1919
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    RW @Dmart Gaming
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    The defensive unit LD @bangerj , RD @Young Kelch and G @iSoldierUp
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    Scum and Villainy

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    Before we discuss the games. Admins let’s make a rule if the goalie animation has the puck stuck below the goalie we are a community agree to not spam poke at it. On The Young Bucks we avoid doing this, as Dan says “I’m here to play competitive not to get some slimy shit goal”. Multiple times we avoided poking beyond once or twice and definitely not with multiple people. Examples:




    We don’t want goals like this shit

    (After this goal btw Pale said we were poking @Bcrippsx31 all night... idk what series he was watching)

    Game 1
    Was a mess, @xD A L Y lagged out a few times and we already were starting late. After a few restarts we have a low scoring affair. Pale scores first but Dmart and his brother (the older martin brother) each tally one. DJ shuts the door from there
    Final score 2-1 TYB

    Game 2
    The best part of this game was that we were home and we didn’t have to see Pale’s horrible home jerseys. Nearly 13 mins in off of a Faceoff we have the first goal of the game seen below.


    S&V tie it at 1-1 in the second. The rest of the time Bcripps again proved why he’s one of the best goalies to ever step on the virtual ice as he sent this game to OT single handedly. Each team secured a point but Cortez wanted 2


    Final score: 2-1OT TYB

    Pale after knowing he got beat like a red headed step child
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    Game 3

    @ac09dc gets back from the Leafs game and fills in for @jets killer . @MACNORTH scores first on that horrible everyone poke the puck play displayed earlier. The Young Bucks didn’t like this and took over from there. Marty takes over. Marty ties it in the first and then gives TYB the lead early in the 2nd on this, just take a listen.

    But wait.... there’s more! Soon after that the nice Martin brother gets the Natty Hatty

    The game was over at this point. But I’ll show you one more goal as Banger/BBX made a few of Pale’s team look silly as he finds Dan in the dying seconds


    Final score: 6-3 TYB

    You know what that is ladies and gentlemen
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    The Young Bucks sweep!!!

    It’s been a tough week for Pale. Gets swept in 239, Flyers lose to the Stars and then the Eagles get shit on by the Cowboys 37-10. Here is a live look at Pale after this rough week
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    In all seriousness GGs to all of Scum and Villainy. You have an elite G and a top flight Dman. As long as you don’t play like Carson Wentz is leading your team then you should be a shoe in, in the playoffs.

    3 Stars of the night
    1st Star: Marty McFly 6G, 2A, 60% 1GWG
    2nd Star: iSoldierUp 3-0, .857 S%, 1.66GAA
    3rd Star: Dallas Sports for waxing Philly sports all week

    Fun fact: The Icon had as many points in this series as @Pounders2 did while he was watching from the press box.

    Well 239 that’s the writeup. I hope no one gets offended but if you do
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  2. xDLxBrIcKCiTyNj

    xDLxBrIcKCiTyNj Well-Known Member

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    pale = 239s only top 1-5 player.
     
  3. Amazing Viper X

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    Hahaha

    'Top 5' write up of all time
     
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    Yay. I gotta @ mention.

    Seriously, nice write up Kelch.
     
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  6. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    I gotchu
     
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    That 1 odd guy Well-Known Member

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    Great write up
     
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  8. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Thanks brotha
     
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    +1 great write up hahaha
     
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    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    I died
     
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    THose pics are F@#$’ing legendary! lolololol
     
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    ya dunn know Well-Known Member

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    Write up szn
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