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  1. Yambag021

    Yambag021 Well-Known Member King of Media Admin

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    Cyber Monday Strikes again!

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    This post is a fun one bc of the extenuating emo it caused.

    Let's kick it off with DoucheyEwok's nonsense that led to his trade...

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    This led to the troll job trade of
    Thom receives: sbdr, cob, trey, yam, at43
    Gala receives: upshall, good, swaggy, kelch, gyne

    Which THEN led to the trade of....
    Thom receives: Bardown, Fwamingdragon
    Cougar receives: Trey, SBDR

    (CLEARLY it's really dragon for sbdr bc "their value is equal" and the other guys were throw-in's. Yes, that's a quote. some heard it, some did not...)

    At this point, CuntyEwok decided to join Gala's discord, but never replied to any messages and decided to quit (do you blame him? i don't).

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    Swaggy mentally debating getting the bat or playing for Gala...


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    This then led to the above trades being undone, and Swaggy being shitcanned.

    Captains had a chance to work out a trade to work around swaggy quitting while still unloading all their players because the admins give captains a chance to work together like adults, but this was the general response to the trade being "fixed".
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    To quote one member's reaction to Swaggy quitting bc "he loves LG", "he should focus on not getting burnt for breakaways vs 239 guys before he thinks he’s good enough to care about LG".

    Then we have superstar awkwardly welcoming his old teammates back after shitting on them 0.00002 seconds after they were traded...

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    Here's me in a party with Fwaming bc he's using "discord members" to explain "invalid rosters" last night...

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    Thommy eyeing up his next fire sale....

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    and then we have 239...in general...to SwaggyFuckstick

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    Thommy will pick up NikDaDrunk to replace SwaggyShistain

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    and finally, as usual, there's this for SwaggyEwok

     
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  2. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member Admin

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    We play as a team, we lose as a team. You can’t make it for LG, then you’re a bitch not even worth a roster spot. He can take his Ewok ass back to the Forest Moon of Endor.
     
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  3. FeenixxRising

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    How long did it take to come up with that last line?
     
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    Young Kelch Well-Known Member Admin

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    About 5 seconds lol
     

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