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Discussion in 'Articles' started by DoctorBob134, Jun 23, 2019.

  1. DoctorBob134

    DoctorBob134 New Member

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    The season is right around the corner from the first game, but that isn't ideal for some.
    Last night, there seemed to be some hostility between players on the Turrible Turds. No one seems to know what sparked the dispute between players, but Doctorbob seemed to be the real instigator. Sources say that Doctorbob was told that the LW spot was going to be taken over by someone else and he was going to sit the bench. Seems reasonable for an unproven player. It seems like Ron is going to be getting SeeDub more than originally thought, and McLucas has shown some good promise.

    We got a glimpse of the conversation between players and we just would like to warn everyone before reading, NSFW.

    Doctorbob: You're telling me that Cortez can sit here and consistently Spin-o-rama/Turnover 9 times a game... and i get the fucking bench? this is ridiculous. I want out. Trade me for a fucking washing machine.
    Fucking R0N scored in our own net... TWICE.. and i get the bench?

    Epik: We have a top team here
    Everyone can contribute

    Doctorbob: Yeah ill keep the bench warm for ya, ill be the best bench door guy in the league. Maybe Cortez can fucking spin-o-rama us a title!


    Followed by these messages were epik and ClumsyNinja trying to calm bob down and bring him back to reality but i don't think there is any coming back from this. I believe bob has ruined any chance of making this team, and no one really understands where this hate for Cortez came from. Doctorbob is well known by some for his nonsense in the shout box, but now it's toward his own team. Will he ever recover?

    We were sent some breaking news around 2:34am last night. It seems as if Bob was caught leaving a bar (Still very heated about the situation) talking down on his GM/Teammate. We will not post the video, but we can post some quotes from it.

    Outside the bar:

    Bystander: Bud, that's my girl... can you back off?
    Doctorbob: you're girl? pshh I get put on the bench by my team and now this f****** guy puts me on the P**** bench? jesus
    Bystander: What are you talking about bud? you're high as shit
    Doctorbob: F****** R0N D0N put it in my own net and cut my own family member V0LANTE is a B****. I PUT MY F****** HEART INTO THAT TEAM! HE SHOULD STAY A PLAYER AND NOT A GM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE F*** HE IS DOING
    Bystander: Who the hell is Ron Don Salami ?
    Doctorbob: Exactly! F***** guy couldn't build a lego car even if you gave him every part and instructions and he's running a hockey team?
    Bystander: Oh you're a hockey player, thats dope! who do you play for?
    Doctorbob: who knows anymore... who knows
    Bystander: Like NHL?? so you're a free agent?
    Doctorbob: Nah 239.. like xbox hockey
    Bystander:...... right... alright bro well I'm out of here.


    Seems as if Doctorbob was under the influence of drugs and alcohol, but i think he just soiled any chance he had at making a team. We hope for the best, but it seems like the era of Doctorbob134 is... Over
     
  2. Yambag021

    Yambag021 Well-Known Member King of Media Admin

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    Tl:Dr.
    Doctorbob wasn't aware he was riding pine the instant he was drafted.

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  3. TheeClumsyNinja

    TheeClumsyNinja New Member

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    I wasn’t trying to calm you down lol i was trolling with gifs and talking about your ego lol what convo were you reading??? Lol
     
  4. Wizzywar

    Wizzywar Well-Known Member Captain

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    I could tell this was straight from the heart, Bob.

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  5. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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  6. iiEpiK x

    iiEpiK x Active Member

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  7. CortezEA

    CortezEA Well-Known Member Media

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    listen bud, we've won two championships together, spins on both teams. Lets wrap this up.
     
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  8. Wizzywar

    Wizzywar Well-Known Member Captain

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    Listen, bud, I clearly said via gif it's mathematically possible and has been done before.

    Now, relax and take dis for a spin, champ. :Eggplant:
     
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  9. CortezEA

    CortezEA Well-Known Member Media

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    I read the gifs wrong, I'm sorry sir
     
  10. PeacfulBob

    PeacfulBob Active Member

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    I hate that his name is bob.... my rep is bad enough....
     
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  11. Marty mcfly1919

    Marty mcfly1919 Active Member

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    Who the fuck is doctor bob?.. better then that who the fuck cares?
     
  12. ya dunn know

    ya dunn know Well-Known Member

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  13. iiEpiK x

    iiEpiK x Active Member

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    Yea fuk u bob
     

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