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Xbox Live Fucking Sucks... In other news, Dom beats Daly

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  1. Dominator Silva

    Dominator Silva Well-Known Member

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    A Monday night series saw The 90s vs. You + Me = Garbage Juice for a complete SHITSHOW of a series because Xbox Live decided to take a massive shit YET AGAIN and decide that SOMEHOW BOTH PARTY CHAT AND GAME CHAT WOULD NOT WORK
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    Our favorite autistic child at the Xbox Live headquarters
    Why don't we check in on how EA is doing?
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    OK, we'll just go fuck ourselves. Absolute misery, man.
    Anyways, the @xD A L Y dumpster fire experiment of Season 8 is now officially over. All I can say to X to the D is you can lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more...
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    OK, you know I'm not posting that and NOT including the song


    LINEUPS!

    The 90s
    Pogs
    4 G ~ 7 A ~ 11 PTS
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    (From L-R: @Fl0de @bomb2r @Pogs)
    Dalilaama
    6 G ~ 5 A ~ 11 PTS ~ 1 PPG
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    Dominator Silva
    4 G ~ 3 A ~ 7 PTS ~ 1 PPG
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    RyBish33
    2 A
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    Rocco 33
    1 G ~ 2 A ~ 3 PTS
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    Young Kelch
    2-0-1 ~ .765 SV% ~ 2.67 GAA ~ 26 SV
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    You + Me = Retarded
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    When finding out their fearless leader wasn't going to make Game 1
    @xD A L Y @xShocK10 @QuantumTek @A9ent XOO7 @marine m1ke k @Slickeeeslick

    Game 1
    After 398459275209357 restarts, Thomps not being able to connect and getting booted from EA servers; this game was over by around 11 PM EST (1st period took 45 minutes to finally complete) causing pure misery on both sides of the ice and left us wondering why we even play the game
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    Judith over at Xbox Live during her first day on the job
    You + Me = F*ggotry had a waiver for this one as @xD A L Y was too busy contradicting himself over in LG and The 90s had superstar DJ @Young Kelch sub in at net for the night, but this finally came to an end and was pure domination by the nostalgia kids.
    Final Score: 6-1 90s [18-10-3]

    Game 2
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    Wanna check that server, Bill? Fuck me.
    This game was also all sorts of fucky as @Pogs and @RyBish33 were skating heavier than the weight @Dalilaama's mattress could take at last weekend's meetup... what? huh? hmm?
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    Dom on bottom... Dom is ALWAYS on bottom
    Anyways, we went to OT and some cucktard fuckboi sneaked one in for You + Me = Anal Penetration while captain Dom was in the box. No sweep for The Rugrats tonight, guys. That's on me.
    Final Score: 6-5 OT YMU [8-21-6]

    Game 3
    The 90s
    returned back to fine form and @RyBish33 connection snapped back in like in the middle of the 2nd period and he could suddenly hear his teammates in game chat and the heaviness was gone; thanks to some Live workers pulling out some overtime...
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    Franklin the Hamster going H.A.M.
    The very unproductive and not a 1st overall pick @Dalilaama took a note from Franklin going HAM and pumped in all 4 goals for The 90s and that would give the boys 5 points on the night and a possible Top 4 finish!
    Final Score: 4-2 90s [19-10-4]

    The 90s take on @Jelly x 35 and The Muffin Men on Wednesday, August 22nd in their final series of Season 8!​
     
  2. Xilfxlegion

    Xilfxlegion Well-Known Member

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    lmao pogs looks like a gay vampire
     
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  3. EpiiK 16

    EpiiK 16 Active Member

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    Not mentioned.. well, incoming Galaxy Quest reference:


    "For all you know, I am just crewman number #6."
     
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  4. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member Admin

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    Big s/o to Rocco and Pogs being the only guys I could hear all night. To you other 3 cucks and EA’s Judith all I can say is y’all + EA = A FUCKING MESS
     
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  5. A9ent XOO7

    A9ent XOO7 Well-Known Member Captain Media

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    This was fun.
     
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  6. A9ent XOO7

    A9ent XOO7 Well-Known Member Captain Media

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    My favorite season yet. :crutches:
     
  7. Pogs

    Pogs Well-Known Member

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    Only because we got engaged last night.
     
  8. Ezreal

    Ezreal Active Member

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    Yeh, I would forget the pause in ot season as well.
     

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