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  1. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Last regular season series for TYB, this time vs Shotty and the “We Trigger Yam” crew. Let me tell you 239 in the most polite way I can this series was a laugher and was over before it began. Playoff seeding was to be decided though so games must happen.
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    The lineups

    The Young Bucks

    LW @CortezEA
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    C @Marty mcfly1919
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    RW @Dmart Gaming
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    LD & RD @bangerj / @Young Kelch
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    G @iSoldierUp
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    And then the other guys

    We Trigger Yam
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    This series was a big fucking YIKES! So I’m going to switch things up and only show y’all the goals that WTY scored, because that’s more fun. To the series...

    Game 1
    They didn’t have any.

    Final Score: 3-0 TYB

    Gold star for WTY though they did get 3 shots
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    Game 2
    Young Bucks up 1-0 when this beauty happens.

    Cortez wants his assist for this, no joke.
    Before I show you anymore goals, everyone needs to see what might be THE WORST PENALTY IN 239 HISTORY.

    Question: @Hockeyt0wn13 wyd?

    back to the action. TYB score 3 more and then...

    Hey DJ cover puck is Y

    Final Score: 5-2 TYB

    Game 3
    Lineup change for shitgun & co. @Dalilaama comes out of the press box to play LW.

    wait... hold up... new intel says he actually was playing “LD”
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    Marty, Cortez, Bbx in the 1st, but who cares about those goals. We need some really GOOD ones that pissed DJ off all night.


    and another (this being the best goal they scored all night)


    DJ to Marty afterwards
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    Then to cap off the night


    Final Score: 6-3 TYB

    that’s another sweep. So to help y’all crunch the numbers. That is 4 straight sweeps where DJ is in the pipes. He finishes his season with a stellar 15-1-2 record. One game all season where we didn’t grab a point with him watching the crease. To showcase more of his numbers, he has a 1.69GAA and a .845 S% both of those stats lead 239 goalies this year. #DJ4Vezina


    3 Stars of the night

    1st Star: Cortez 4G 7A
    2nd Star: @Master Sh0tgun for convincing someone on his team to play LW as a defensive build only to play D all season
    3rd Star: Baby Rose, for putting up with Shitgun her whole life.

    In recap to all We Trigger Nobody. Your season is done, be thankful, go have a beer and forget it ever happened.

    time to send y’all out to the pasture and being that this team is Captained by Shotgun, say hello to my 725
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    RIP

    We Trigger Yam
    (Sept 30, 2019 - Nov 7, 2019)
     

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  2. Marty mcfly1919

    Marty mcfly1919 Active Member

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    3 things
    1, hockeytown I thought we were friends.
    2, I must have had my button held down because I have no clue how I passed that straight to the boards... sorry DJ
    3, the series could have been a debacle if shotgun didn’t play so well. Maybe next season shitgun.
     
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  3. Young Kelch

    Young Kelch Well-Known Member

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    Yes to all the above
     
  4. iSoldierUp

    iSoldierUp Well-Known Member Admin Media

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    Cover dis :Eggplant:
     
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