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Upcoming Games
August 11, 2025
9:30 pm
N/A

New Boot Goofin vs Thunder Gun Express

August 11, 2025
10:00 pm
N/A

Thunder Gun Express vs New Boot Goofin

August 11, 2025
10:30 pm
N/A

New Boot Goofin vs Thunder Gun Express

August 12, 2025
9:30 pm
N/A

Cobs and Rawbbers vs tWINS

August 12, 2025
10:00 pm
N/A

tWINS vs Cobs and Rawbbers

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Results
August 7, 2025 - FINAL (OT)
1 - 2
N/A

Big Dumpers vs BANG!

August 7, 2025 - FINAL
4 - 2
N/A

Showtime vs New Boot Goofin

August 7, 2025 - FINAL (OT)
3 - 4
N/A

tWINS vs Tickle Torture

August 7, 2025 - FINAL
2 - 1
N/A

BANG! vs Big Dumpers

August 7, 2025 - FINAL
4 - 1
N/A

New Boot Goofin vs Showtime

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Season Standings

PosTeamGPWLOTPTSGFGADiffPPGPPOPP%PPGAPPOAPK%L10Strk
1BANG!128401645341131618.808100.08-2-0W2
2Big Dumpers12741153438-431127.372470.86-3-1OT1
3tWINS9612143223941040.005100.06-1-2OT1
4Showtime1265113414103933.351566.74-5-1W1
5Tickle Torture9540103425921216.73966.75-4-0W1
6Cobs and Rawbbers9432102825361442.91887.54-3-2W3
7New Boot Goofin1248083855-1741330.881855.64-6-0L1
8Thunder Gun Express925262536-1131421.441266.72-5-2L1
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IMPORTANT DATES

Date Event
July 28 Season Starts!
August 15 Trade Deadline
August 25 Playoffs Start
September 18 Season Ends

LEAGUE NEWS

  • S37 Post Draft Power Rankings
    by Lemanski
  • Season 37 Draft Results
    by Lemanski
  • Rockers get frisky and have a little Netflix & Kill your season session
    by Young Kelch
  • This post has been brought to you by Orkin!
    by St1dwallgoat
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Season 37

Skaters

PlayerGPGAPTSPTS/G
SlightlyAb0vAvg121221332.7
I zigz I121518332.8
Hi Im Blip111912312.8
Joe Shiney32121316292.4
★ Sexy Rocko12917262.1
★ Schemmm121412262.2
P4le pwnr12197262.1
Matt4for461412264.3
x88x Kane91015252.8
★ Abutt21891411252.8
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Goalies

PlayerGPSV%GAASHOTSGA
jesushaxyou686.12.4910815
wadesworld2112683.32.6810217
Bloodynumber48781.32.8410720
St1dWallGoat980.52.5411823
L Weazle L1280.52.7417434
Beartojust1276.73.4117641
DrugMonkeyRX673.13.417821
GOOGLE’S83968.13.9411336
★ RAWB323400.00.0000
The Thomahawk00.00.0000
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