Season 28 Big Board
Jun. 6th, 2023
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Whenever any of the momos in the league like Yam and Kelch and .. well you know the crew who suck their own "Media King" cocks ... whenever they run their mouths you all just go back and look in the chat to see who the undisputed, most hyped, most requested insider in the business is... ME, MEL FUCKING KIPER.
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After a record high bombardment in Gen Chat and DMs, public mockery and shaming... I present to you plebs my laziest Big Board of all time! For real, I didnt even spellcheck, I screenshotted the word doc... fuck it.
Since Yambag invited 70 new people who are like age 10.. or was it 10 new guys age 70? IDK but here's a run down of how these things work for the newbs, and the local league idiots like Shotgun who dont even remember what the Big Board means:
This is a draft guide for Season 28 Draft, happening on Thursday at like 930pm or so. The Big Board is Mel Kipers prediction of what will happen. Who to look out for as being the top guys/gals available to draft, who you can expect to be mid pack, who will be a dollar menu steal or waivers etc. It is NOT my personal opinion. Many higher ranked guys I think suck fuckin balls at the game, but a certain # of captains dont.. so they are higher up. Same goes for lower guys that I think are good but Im guessing the captains dont like/dont know.. so they are lower on the list. Dont DM me or go in gen chat crying about your rank, I, nor does anybody else give two fucks <3
No Tiers this time, pure ranks split by FT and PT and Vets and Rooks. Little blurb on each category after. Predicted the waivers this time.
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Not the strongest FT vet pool this season, but its summer time so that's expected. I expect the top 4 to hit 40 bods but would not bet on more than that #. Typically there are about 10-12 40 bod guys. Very little depth at C this season after the big 3 at FT.
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Have not played with any of these dudes but Gray. This is a consensus rank based on about 7 of my secret scouts. xDelee was the clear #1 pick among those scouts. Heard lots of good stuff on Skull. Bills and Jesus I know as solid guys from club games. RJ a former elite player from way back. The tendys are legit from what I've heard.
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Its going to be a blood bath trying to get these PT guys. This is one of the most stacked PT lists that we have ever had in 239. The top 15 are legit #1 and strong #2 Forwards as well as #1 dmen. Gala Roman Death and Fred are all champs in 239. For rookies I really only got enough feedback on the top 4. Top 3 supposed to be starter quality. Killer I heard was a decent #3 F option. Spite and Randy are my co-winners of the who da fook is this guy award.
In the words of Scotty Gomez; go outside you fucking losers!