239 Hockey Season 34 Big Board

HOW THIS WORKS:

This is a guide to the 239 draft. Follow along during the draft show if you are new and want to know about some of the players being drafted.

This IS NOT a personal draft ranking based on my opinion of your skill. The board is based on what I think the captain group as a collective whole thinks about the players in the pool.

If you want to complain about your placement being too high or too low you can go suck a huge fat cock, I do not care even the slightest.

There are players in T1 and T2 that I think are dogshit T9 players … dudes in low Tiers I think are better than that etc but its not based on my feelings. Capiche?

Good chat <3

FORMAT:

Tier – Tier description – (Bod Range)

Player Tag

  • **ROOKIE (Referral) | Positions Signed Up for | Positions capts want them | MIA | Captains most likely to draft the player
  • 239 Player Bio
  • WYWT: Why You Want Them as your teammate

NOTE:

Players are not ranked within the tiers. Its in no particular order for season 1 of a new game.

** When applicable

Tier 1 – Vezina Caliber Tendys – (10 to 20 Bod Gs)

Bcrippsx31

  • G only | MIA: Sus (RR on Tues Weds, Late Nov14/21) | Mash, DomRegs, Dvetts
  • BIO: 239s GOAT in net. Longest tenured tendy in 239 and most successful.
  • WYWT: Can steal an entire series. Ultra reliable.

Iggy i12i

  • G LW | G | MIA: Beer League Weds til 10pst | Dvetts, Lemanski, Matt
  • BIO: New 239 star. Excellent as skater as well but plays on 500 ping these days
  • WYWT: Has a skater mind and thumbs in net. Easy reads. Confident.

Kin Dange

  • G D C RW | G D | MIA: Solid | Half the captains list
  • BIO: Silent assassin. Constant Vezina candidate that goes under the radar
  • WYWT: Will give you top of the league numbers and not say a word all year

Thejsquad21

  • G only | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Pale, and 4-5 other Capts will have interest
  • BIO: Reigning champion manager. Elite tendy that no longer goes unnoticed.
  • WYWT: Can steal you a series and carry poor defense

L Weazle L

  • G & Both D | G D | MIA: Solid | Dvetts, Wizzy, Pale
  • BIO: A rising star. Very solid at both his positions. Great dude also.
  • WYWT: Master of reading one tees.. and have you seen NHL25?

Tier 2 – Bonafide Starters in net – ( 5 to 10 Bod Gs)

The Thomahawk

  • All 6 | G | MIA: Solid | Waiver pick up after someones G shits the bed
  • BIO: An OG of 239. Many time Captain. Aint no bitch.
  • WYWT: Potential to play way above his bod level. Is cracked some nights.

wadesworld2112

  • G only | MIA: Solid (Hand surgery Dec 27th) | Kabz, Pale, Lemanski
  • BIO: Contender for nicest guy in the league. LIVES for some chel w the homies.
  • WYWT: Ultra reliable, consistent, good vibes, seen it all… good bad and ugly.

St1dwallgoat

  • G & Both D | G | MIA: Solid | RAWB, Pale, Lemanski
  • BIO: Great recent 239 addition. Always solid and active. Good streams.
  • WYWT: You know he’s going to give it his all and give af in general. Reliable starter.

Tier 3 – Tendys Battling for the last available spots – (1 Bod or Waiver)

Rageinacxage

  • G only | MIA: Solid | Mash, RAWB, Kabz
  • BIO: New Yorks most frightening tendy. Tis the season for Rage. OG.
  • WYWT: Has backstopped many deep playoff runs and has belts

Russellmania_iv

  • All 6 | G LD LW | Waiver pickup when someone’s G sucks or roster needs filling
  • BIO: Cobs friend so probably a super nice person. Don’t know them.
  • WYWT: They can play all 6 spots, mostly G lately but can fill in holes.

SDRACER619

  • G RW | G | MIA: Ideally Thursday be REFUSED by Capt | Sapper, RAWB, Kabz
  • BIO: Newer guy to 239 we are trying to perma steal. Seems like a beauty find by Yam.
  • WYWT: A grown ass man looking for a drama free team to make saves for

Stewy420 83

  • G only | MIA: Solid | Lemanski, Pale, Kabz
  • BIO: A1 Freaks buddy irl.. plus loves G… so he must be a Patron Saint.
  • WYWT: he has played in front of Jimmy countless times.. he can handle your D pair

The Rookie/ Ringer Tendys – (Friend Tax Potential 5 to 10 bods)

Lets Get Weeird

  • ROOKIE (Matt) | G RW | G | MIA: Solid | Matt, Dvetts, Mash
  • BIO: Who knows. His gamer tag definitely applies to 239. Keep him away from Oddguy.
  • WYWT: Never seen him but hes 50/50 split in AHL and CHL

Kronos37

  • ROOKIE (Sapper) | G only | MIA: Gone 2nd week of Nov | Sapper, Lemanski, Pale
  • BIO: Who Knows. Referral from a rookie captain.
  • WYWT: My scouts report he’s a good self motivator and solid overall.

Tier 1 FT Skater – Guys expected to Hard Carry – (40 plus Bods)

JC Enterprise

  • ROOKIE (Matt) | LW | MIA: Not on Draft List | Matt, DomRegs, Wizzy
  • BIO: RINGER ALERT. DRAPE ALERT. Multiple reports of sandbagging the combine.
  • WYWT: Current LGNHL talent. Could tell he was just fucking w ppl and is very good.

Abutt218

  • All 3 F | LW | MIA: Solid | Mash, DomRegs, Dvetts
  • BIO: One of 239s premiere players. Back from a break to dominate again.
  • WYWT: Plays fast. Produces both goals and apples. Will cone your bum ass RD.

Bluelineking7

  • All 5 Skater | D LW | MIA: Wont play when the Ravens play | Matt, Pale, Kabz
  • BIO: A legend in the 6s scene. A legend in 239. Dunkin Donuts #1 customer.
  • WYWT: Will carry you from D. 2way threat. Plays the meta. Competitive.

Sando Sparkz

  • C LW | C | MIA: 3 of 4 nights | Dvetts, RAWB, DomRegs
  • BIO: Newer star player to 239. Emerging as a top C in the league.
  • WYWT: One of the top points guys. Doesn’t sacrifice D to do it. Versatile 2way game.

Bomb2r

  • Both D and C | D | MIA: Solid | Pale, Kabz, Dvetts
  • BIO: A former 239 superstar Dman or C. Coming back from break to take over again.
  • WYWT: Extremely sound defensively. Will get better and better as the season goes.

a1xFREAKx13

  • C Only | C | MIA: Sus (LG) | Lemanski, Kabz, Turtlegion
  • BIO: A 6s scene legend/ OG. Star player with a shit ton of experience.
  • WYWT: Will drive the play and style of your team. Aggressive af. Dangerous around the net.

NUTZnBERGERS

  • ROOKIE (Matt) | C only | MIA: Sus (LG Mon or Tues) | Matt, Wizzy, DomRegs
  • BIO: RINGER ALERT
  • WYWT: Has 200 GP in LGNHL and 70-20 record in AHL. You take that how you want to.

Tier 2 FT Skaters – Damn good players, can carry some nights – (20 plus Bods)

Bc bud024

  • RD | RD| MIA: Solid, Wont play w Kelch | Mash, Turtlegion, Wizzy
  • BIO: Another OG to the 6s game. Been sucking ass at D for 16 years now.
  • WYWT: Very strong in his own end. Has some puck carrying skills and good breakout.

Sexy Rocko

  • RW only | MIA: Solid | Dvetts, Turtlegion, Not Pale
  • BIO: Rising star in 239. Kinda our Brad Marchand of the league.
  • WYWT: Competitive guy. Grinds. Pretty good scorer and passer. Pokes bears.

x88x Kane

  • RW only | MIA: Solid | DomRegs, Pale, RAWB
  • BIO: A come and go star. Sometimes hes here some times hes gonezo.
  • WYWT: When he is here hes a beast. Good thumbs. Plays meta.

ThEhYpE420

  • RW only | MIA: Solid | Turtlegion, RAWB, Dvetts
  • BIO: A 239 rookie basically. My referral. Known club match whore.
  • WYWT: Dangle dickey, shoot first, fast paced, in your face kind of winger. Aggro.

IVIelo

  • All 5 Skater | C RD | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Mash, DomRegs
  • BIO: The best PSN’er in the pool. Reigning champion. Rising star in 239.
  • WYWT: He dealt with Wizzy and Mash’s BS and carried them to a chip.

xJLucas

  • ROOKIE (RAWB) | C only | MIA: Sus (LG) Weds Thurs only | RAWB, Sapper, Pale
  • BIO: RINGER ALERT. Don’t know him but hopefully hes nothing like the last Lucas we had here.
  • WYWT: QC located so probably 0 ping. A winning record over 250gp in the LGNHL.

L Rebel 2 L

  • ROOKIE (RAWB) | LW only | LW | MIA: Solid | RAWB, Kabz, Sapper
  • BIO: RINGER ALERT. Another Texan for Kelch to suck off.
  • WYWT: Former LGNHL guy with 300gp. Currently probably an AHL talent.

fullsend3174

  • ROOKIE (Matt) | G & Both D | RD G | MIA: Sus (“IDK”) |
  • BIO: RINGER ALERT
  • WYWT: I’m told a potential card up Matts sleeve. Solid @ G and D. Impressed my scouts.

Tier 3 FT Skaters – wont be carrying you, but very solid players – (10 to 20 Bods)

EpiiK 16

  • All 6| RD LD | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Mash, Turtlegion
  • BIO: 239 Legend. Reigning Champion. 239s best beer drinker.
  • WYWT: Will play above his bod level. Competitive. Been around the block.

Choco Brown6890

  • All Skater | Utility | MIA: Solid | Dvetts, Mash, Sapper
  • BIO: Newer 239 staple. Making a good name for himself as a player and dude.
  • WYWT: One of the better utility guys available. Toss him where you need him and don’t worry.

ES0T3RICX

  • Both D | LD | MIA: Misses every 3rd or 4th Monday | DomRegs, Pale, Wizzy
  • BIO: A 239 legend and OG. A handsome devil. A solid player.
  • WYWT: Hes going to provide high IQ and reliable play with no drama or ego.

Fl0de

  • LW C LD | C | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Pale, Dvetts
  • BIO: A former star player in 239 who comes and goes. One of the nicest guys in 239.
  • WYWT: Potential to get really good again and play way above bod level. 2way productive C.

Renfri 21

  • LD only | LD | MIA: Solid | DomRegs, Pale, Kabz
  • BIO: A 239 legend. A 420 Channel Legend. The baddest chick in the league.
  • WYWT: One of the top LD options every season. Well above avg defensive play in her zone.

That 1 odd guy

  • All 5 Skater | D | MIA: Solid | Kabz, Pale, Mash
  • BIO: 239 legend. PT Admin. Full time weirdo. 239s coach/instructor of all things, dont ya know?
  • WYWT: Proven he can be a #1. Is aggressive. Gets the puck up quickly. Talkative. Always around.

Trey x93

  • LW LD | LD | MIA: Solid | Pale, Turtlegion, RAWB
  • BIO: A staple in 239. One of the better LD each season. Chill dude.
  • WYWT: Puck moving dman. Good at carrying it up ice. Produces offense.

xkillzone99

  • All 6| C RW RD | MIA: Sus. (LG) | Sapper, Kabz, Pale
  • BIO: Sapper Le’s brother. Brother from the same mother. Newish to 239.
  • WYWT: Excellent 239 win % and plus minus in his short time here. Can play D or F well.

ZacKrell

  • LW only | MIA: Jan 15th onwards | RAWB, Sapper, Dvetts
  • BIO: Don’t know him.
  • WYWT: 103-67 in the LGAHL so he knows what hes doing out there.

SeidEffect

  • ROOKIE (Matt) | LD only | MIA: Solid | Matt, DomRegs, Kabz
  • BIO: Don’t know this dude either… sorry.
  • WYWT: Looks like hes a CHL guy according to stats but his referral gives him a tier boost.

CaptSuzuki14

  • RW | RW| MIA: Mon or Tues only (Tues pref) | Matt, Lemanski, Dvetts
  • BIO: A sophomore in 239 looking to establish himself as a regular winger.
  • WYWT: Can score you some goals. Hes QC. 106-48 in the LGAHL.

Tier 4 FT Skaters – The best roster rounder-outters – ( 5 to 10 bods)

jimmy124

  • All 6 | LD | MIA: Solid | Lemanski, DomRegs, RAWB
  • BIO: The most disrespected Norris winner in 239. Established 239 Legend status in little time.
  • WYWT: Aggressive and confident. Likes to hit. Not afraid of high bod guys.

AceSoul

  • Both D&W | LD| MIA: Solid | Lemanski, Pale, DomRegs
  • BIO: 239 Admin and official Awards Butcher. From Cali but youd think hes from Buffalo.  
  • WYWT: So you can blame someone for your own fuck ups. Ace is solid & getting better.

AdamHayWired

  • All Skater | RD/LD | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Mash, RAWB
  • BIO: A 239 Enigma. Who knows which Adam you’ll get today.
  • WYWT: Another scape goat for your team. Can play both hands. Active, gives af about the team.

Gala

  • D only | D | MIA: Solid | Mash, Wizzy, Matt
  • BIO: The 3rd scapegoat of the league. A 239 Legend… til we kick him out anyways.
  • WYWT: Can play everywhere at a starter level. Some night plays way above his Bod level

Marty mcfly1919

  • C RW RD | RD | MIA: Solid | DomRegs, Wizzy, Pale
  • BIO: A 239 legend and OG. Your guide to all things Ultimate Team.
  • WYWT: Will eventually work off the rust and be a lot more valuable than his bods.

Ragin Hawnky

  • Both D | MIA: Oct 18-22 Nov 4-9 | Sapper, Lemanski, Dvetts
  • BIO: Don’t really know him too well but hes been here a few seasons now
  • WYWT: Had a really nice season 31 here for Lemanskis team.

Sniper0270

  • All 3 F | LW | MIA: Solid | Kabz, Pale, DomRegs
  • BIO: Little bitch ass pussy. Has the most belts in 239. OG and Admin
  • WYWT: He sists high slot and presses up. That’s it but he does it well.

Yambag021

  • LD RD RW | RD | MIA: Solid | Pale, Mash, Kabz
  • BIO: Little bitch ass pussy. OG and Admin. The last person you see before dying a 239 death.
  • WYWT: He’s solid in his zone. Not afraid to bring a puck up the ice and help enter the zone.

Young Kelch

  • Both D and W | LD | MIA: the odd Monday | Wizzy, Mash, Kabz
  • BIO: Little bitch ass pussy. Admin and basically OG.
  • WYWT: Team vibes. Energy. Solid at LD. Solid enough offensive mind to help out a bit w scoring.

QuongI22I

  • ROOKIE (RAWB) | All 3 F | LW C | MIA: Solid | RAWB, Pale, Sapper
  • BIO: Don’t know this dude, sorry folks.
  • WYWT: Scouts told me he will be “one of the better low bod guys available”

Ipellz

  • LW C | LW C | MIA: Solid | Sapper, Pale, RAWB
  • BIO: Don’t know this guy either. Played for Pale last season. Sophomore season now.
  • WYWT: He put up just shy of 2 points per game for Pale and was there for most of their Ws.

x Sober Enuff x

  • All 5 Skater | LW RW | MIA: Solid | Pale, RAWB, Wizzy
  • BIO: A 239 legend and OG. Former Admin. 239 Varsity boozing team captain.
  • WYWT: Passes and cycles the puck above his bod level. Good hockey IQ.

Tier 5 FT Skaters – Late draft picks and Waiver guys – (Under 5 bods or Waivers)

xScaryTerryxx

  • All 5 Skater | LW RW LD | MIA: Solid | Sapper, RAWB, DomRegs
  • BIO: I’d say a 239 Legend in his own right. Long time Loyal member. Champion Captain.
  • WYWT: He will put up 2 points per game for 1 bod. Great value. Finishes his chances.

Orbit Save

  • ROOKIE (Pensfan) | RW only | MIA: Solid | Not the slightest clue
  • BIO: No clue who this guy is. Hes cool w Pens so cool w me though.
  • WYWT: No idea. Probably another youngin with potential like Pens.

Shad0wuniverse1

  • ROOKIE (Ace Soul) | LD only | MIA: Solid | Pale, RAWB, DomRegs
  • BIO: Another guy I have no clue about. WOOOO.
  • WYWT: So you don’t have to draft Ace.. just take this guy instead.

ROMAN95

  • LW only | LW | MIA: Nov 6th & 18th | Turtlegion, Pale, RAWB
  • BIO: A long time member of 239 who comes and goes.
  • WYWT: A shoot first winger. Will pile up the attempts. Has some thumbs as well.

Nikdagreek23

  • LW C | LW | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Pale, DomRegs
  • BIO: A 239 legend. One of my favorite teammates. Needs a distraction from football season.
  • WYWT: Pass first LW. Can hop in and play C as well. Low key gross at draws. Cycles well.

Gyneman

  • RD | RD | MIA: Solid | Kabz, Pale, Sapper
  • BIO: The official 239 doctor of season 33. Strong candidate for nicest guy in the league.
  • WYWT: An aggressive RD always looking to make a play on the puck.

DisNub

  • LW&C | LW | MIA: Solid | Pale, RAWB, Turtlegion
  • BIO: A long standing 239 vet. Quiet dude who chills with Kin.
  • WYWT: Need to fill out the last F spot with a cheap high IQ guy who can pass well.

FeenixRising

  • All Skater | D | MIA: random days | Full time waiver
  • BIO: Waiver extraordinaire, BBQ pitmaster, 239 investor, unsung hero
  • WYWT: You cant have him, hes our FT waiver so fuck off.

TIER 1 PT – ( 20 plus Bods)

See dub 21

  • All 5 Skater | LW C LD | MIA: Thursday strongly preferred | DomRegs, Wizzy, Mash
  • BIO: 239 Legend. Ignant af. My hombre. Star on the Beer Drinking Team and Hockey team.
  • WYWT: Will be a top player at his position wherever you put him. Can score by himself.

Dmart

  • RW RD | RW RD | MIA: Ass (Tues only) | DomRegs, Pale, Mash
  • BIO: Maybe the biggest 239 Legend. Hollywoods reason for living. Bonafide Superstar.
  • WYWT: 2nd all time in 239 scoring. High hockey IQ. Playmaker from W or D.

Terry L61L

  • LW C | LW C | MIA: Sus (LG) | Dvetts, Sapper, Kabz
  • BIO: A rising superstar in 239.
  • WYWT: Has been dominant since joining the league. Hard to take the puck from.

TIER 2 PT – (10-20 Bods)

Chenkov96

  • LD RD | RD | MIA: Sus.. Oct 14-21 Nov 25-29 Maybe Nov1-7 | Turtlegion, Wizzy, Mash
  • BIO: Newer to 239 but a known club game whore. Quiet but good dude.
  • WYWT: One of the top RD in the entire pool. Will be your #1 when hes in.

Chum llee

  • LW only | MIA: its Chum, he leaves the country when the wind changes | Sapper, Pale, Matt
  • BIO: The adventurer of 239. Happy go Lucky guy. Star player in the league when present.
  • WYWT: You need travel and hotel advice from a guy who will put up big #s from LW.

ErgyBergi

  • RD only | MIA: Sus (Mon Tues only depends on LG) | Lemanski, RAWB, Dvetts
  • BIO: A rising star in 239. Going under the radar but not for much longer. Good dude.
  • WYWT: Just a solid reliable guy that you know will lock down his side of the ice.

I zigz I

  • LW C | LW C | MIA: Lame (Weds Thurs, sometimes Mon Tues) | RAWB, Sapper, DomRegs
  • BIO: a star player in the league. Another quiet assassin.
  • WYWT: Shoot first, high volume forward. Has some solid thumbs as well to buy time.

Ozzy9041

  • C RW | RW | MIA: Solid | Pale, DomRegs, Mash
  • BIO: A long time star player in 239.
  • WYWT: Has some of the best thumbs in 239. Very crafty with the puck.

TIER 3 PT – (5-10 Bods)

RockyDanglez

  • Both D & W | Utility | MIA: Sorta Ass (Away til Nov 8) | Kabz, Dvetts, Sapper
  • BIO: 239 Media Icon. Co-Host of ITC with Bales. Stache as big as the guns he shoots.
  • WYWT: Hes going to be well above avg at either side D or W. Top utility PT guy.

GOOGLES83

  • RW G | G | MIA: Mon Thurs only | Post draft pickup to whoever’s G is shitting the bed
  • BIO: the only ties to Hockey left in Arizona. Vet 239 PT goalie.
  • WYWT: You don’t trust your other guy to get it done for all of the games.

Hoots l16l

  • All 6 | W or D | MIA: Oct 21/22/30/31 Nov 27/28 Dec 3/16/17/24-26 | Mash, Dvetts, RAWB
  • BIO: a long time 239 vet from the west coast. One of my late night 4am teammates.
  • WYWT: Like Rocky, he will provide great utility value anywhere you need him.

Gandalf Noodles

  • ROOKIE (Sando Sparkz) | Both D | LD | MIA: Wild home games | Dvetts, Lemanski, Sapper
  • BIO: DRAPE ALERT. No fucking clue who he is, doesn’t exist on 239 or LG sites
  • WYWT: His referral is Sando who is good. My scouts say he seemed to have sandbagged.

TIER 4 PT – (Less than 3 Bods or Waiver)

Swizz Wrld

  • All 3 F | Utility | MIA: Mon and Thurs only | Kabz, RAWB, Turtlegion
  • BIO: A long time 239 vet and loyal member. Excellent Media guy.
  • WYWT: Need a guy with experience. Hes captained great squads, won belts in multiple leagues.

GannabisIVXX

  • All 6 | Utility F | MIA: Solid but dates your mother | Pale, Lemanski, Turtlegion
  • BIO: G baby –  Im not writing you a proper BIO til you watch Hardball
  • WYWT: I love it when you call me big papa, throw your hands in the air…

Fatalx87

  • RW only | MIA: No game 1s tues or weds | Not the slightest clue
  • BIO: don’t know this dude either but hes the last guy fuck itttt
  • WYWT: To give him a chance at glory. Waiver last season.

THE. FUCKING. END.