What do you know, the first writeup of the season had to wait until Thursday because none were done for the earlier series. There are a lot of new people in 239 so I’m going to explain what a writeup is. So in 239 while we don’t do Toxic, we do allow chirping. Writeups are done after a series ends by the winning team (for the old heads here don’t say anything lol). In these writeups you will see guys be creative in the way they tell the story of the series. Sometimes its very direct and accurate, other times its trolly and for laughs. These are not meant to make someone rage, get butthurt, or whatever. Instead this is all about content for the league and normally to make people laugh, with a bit of 239 hockey mixed in.
NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT OVER WITH… LETS GET TO IT
The start of the season is upon us, Moose Knuckles had to wait until Thursday to kick their season off vs Dwight and his Beets. Mash was on Matt4for4’s showcase series and didn’t rank Odd’s team very high…. So we had two options at the Moose HQ, either show up or make our Captain sound ridiculous.
Lets meet the lineups shall we…
Dwight and his Beets
DaintyDanglz – Adrenaline15 – Cob13
That 1 Odd guy – King Almighty
Weazle
VS
MOOSE KNUCKLES
LW: Tyezeh
(Making his 239 debut and here to terrorize Dwight at all times)
C: Mashotpa
RW: Frxnch Kuchxrov
(Making his 239 debut and here to terrorize Dwight at all times, but in French)
LD: Young Kelch
RD: Vital LAW27
(making his 239 debut)
G: Thejsquad21
Game 1
Jsquad talked about retiring after this game. He was having a blast back there, as lets just say this game is awesome and Goalies love it! All 3 rookies pick up at least a point in their debut. The Moose fight through the nonsense and pull out the win.
Final Score: 6-5 MOOSE KNUCKLES
DO YOU WANT GOALS? Dwight has you covered!
Game 2
MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!
Tyezeh had a hattrick before the Beets had a shot. If you mess with the Moose you get the antlers or horns? Is it okay to call it either way… I legit don’t know we don’t have moose in Texas, so i’m learning on the fly
Final Score: 8-3 Moose are packing in their pants
Lineup change after game 2, Kuch comes out we had to give Cob one game in the series where he was the best Frenchy on the ice in a 239 series on principle. Mash goes to RW, and in at C is the one the only…. THE MOBSKI!
Game 3
Mobski lights the lamp in his season debut, this Moose is going places. Moose complete the sweep and Jsquad has the only game he cares to think about.
Final Score: 4-2 Moose eat all the Beets
Look I can’t chirp the boys on the other side too much they are all my boys, lets play FIFA soon. Also How’s my Moose Knuckle taste?
S/O to Dwight and his Beets, Weazle is a beast in net. Best of luck the rest of the way… Cob is a baddddddddddddd boyyyyyyyyyy, naughty naughty!
3 stars of the night
1. Tyezeh 6G, 10A, cooking Beets on repeat
2. Mashotpa 6G 9A, Capt Moose
3. Frxnch Kuchxrov 4G 7A, Je suis un orignal
After the series the 239 reports caught up with Odd guy and asked him about the series. We caught the last question they asked him, “Did you get raw dogged by a Moose?”
239 this is the first of hopefully many writeups by myself and others around the league. Chirping is okay! 239 I love yall and as is my tradition I will end my writeup with a song. Enjoy!
MOOSE OUT!