Season 30 is here! 239 skates are sharpened, sticks are taped and everyone is hopeful they are going to win it all… Well everyone except for Jimmy’s team, they are ASS!
Legion vs Jimmy… 2 rookie capts in 239, but they had different draft strategies. Legion drafted an actual team, meanwhile Jimmy drafted 73 defenseman and said who needs offense?
Fast forward to the series, Jimmy’s team needed offense.
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They mustedered up 1 goal in the series and just simply put sucked ASS! Lets meet the lineups shall we for the teams…
Mid Ice Crisis
C – Legion the captain
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LW/RW – Kelch and Ando (aka the bash bros)
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LD/RD – Zturtle and Dom looking at the opposing fwds
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G – Freddy
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vs the other team Most Hated, yeah most hated team for your goalie. In honor of your lone goal, you get 1 picture to describe your team.
https://tenor.com/view/ass-nicolas-cage-history-of-swear-words-youre-an-ass-such-an-ass-gif-19883982
I wont break down each game they were boring and clealry one sided. Only takeaway here is this, when in doubt hip check. If you aint hippin you aint Pimpin!
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3 stars of the night! 1) Jimmy for giving us an easy win 2) Freddy in the pipes two easy Shutties 3) Call me Skull, like this post if you hate your team
I imagine this is what it looked like for Johnny Bales watching Jimmy’s squad all night
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