Hello 239, I have never done a Power Rankings before but why the hell not start now? The draft dust has settled, no one has hit the ice yet, let me magically tell you how this season will play out. Friendly reminder this is my power rankings based off very little time giving it really any thought, if you are butt hurt over where I rank you just know I really don’t give a fuck. Go prove me wrong, go be great, or go be ass. We shall see. Also not only will I be power ranking the teams, I will also add a best/worst value pickup to each team.
9th – The Replacements (Capt: Thomahawk)
Knifevet22/Beliveau – i Dragxn l – Ando/Reep
Young Kelch – Disneyisgreedy/Reep
Thomahawk
Gannabis on pine
I will be the anti Pale, my team comes in dead last. If for no other reason than Ando and I are on the same team again. This hasn’t worked since S14 #BoatsNHoes.
Best Value: Reep14 FT C/RW/RD 11 bods, the C pool was shallow and he could easily play there or right side but he went for cheaper than many would expect.
Worst Value: DisneyIsGreedy PT LD/RD 27 bods, not that he isn’t a good player, just 27 for a PT Dman is tough pill to swallow.
8th – Mighty Deks (Capt: Chandler)
Bar Down – Chandler – Fraqqside
Mags/Fatal – Two Accurate
Renfri/Lippy
This team is a squad with a bunch of buddies on it, so they should have #Chem. Is a remake of basically a team in another league, but can it compete regularly in 239?
Best Value: Two Accurate FT C/RW/RD/G 10 bods, this is a good RD that got scooped up without breaking the bank.
Worst Value: Renfri: PT LW/C/LD/G 25 bods, on this team Chandler expects her to play G. So value wise thats technically a 50 bod G. Spending on Gs to me is No Bueno!
7th – Jar Jar Tips (Capt: FDM Kill)
Zigz – Disnub?/Riedel? – Mecciah/Michkov
FDM Kill – Ace
St1dWallGoat
This team has a Captain that has won a lot early in his 239 career. Welcome to your first real test, can you do it as the bench boss. My post draft prediction? No. Center is an important position and I dont see a true center on the roster. Good thing he saved all those BODs on draft night.
Best Value: Michkov PT LW/RW 8 bods, I really like this pick. Good dude and I really think he’s gonna open some eyes around 239 this season.
Worst Value: Zigz FT LW/C 43 bods, Zigz is a really good player. I think this is a bit above his price point. Back to back seasons he’s now been over 40 and on top of that Zigz by himself cost more than the rest of the roster combined.
6th – Wildlings (Capt: Odd Guy)
Schemm – Dutch/Shotgun – Sober
Energizer/Adam – Odd
Shotgun/Google
Its wild, I didn’t want to put this team here because of Schemm. Then I looked at this team without Schemm and I wanted to rank them 13th. Here we are at 6.
Best Value: Master Shotgun, (cant believe I just typed that) FT All positions 6 Bods. He’s a solid G and a solid C option in this pool. He does meth so take it or leave it I guess.
Worst Value: Dutch PT All 6 25 Bods, Dutch is a good player but how does he fair since moving and not having as good ping and not playing the game a ton.
5th – Psychotic Break (Capt: Dvetts/SeeDub)
Matt4for4/Terry l61l – Sando Sparkz – Sexy Rocko
Dvetts/Dub – Kin Dange
Weazle
Bench: Gala
Rookie capt Dvetts put together a well balanced team on paper but I can’t justify putting them any higher. Mainly because I don’t have a real idea of how good Sando actually is. If he is legit then this team will be good, if he has fallen off then… lets just wait and see.
Best Value: Sexy Rocko FT C/RW/RD/G 11 Bods, should be a good value on the RW slot here
Worst Value: Terry l61l PT LW/C 35 Bods, that is the equivalent of a 70 bod player. He needs to be a superstar every game to remotely come close to that value.
4th – Shooting Blanks (Capt: Pale)
Sniper – Pale – Kabz
Choco Brown/Killzone – Sapper Le
Jsquad
This team is lets say familiar with one another as Pale brought the band back together nearly. This team shouldn’t have any issues getting on the same page early on which is why I rank them here.
Best Value: Sapper le FT All skaters 22 Bods, this is one of the better RD in this pool and considering what others went for it just seems like great value
Worst Value: Sniper0270 FT LW/C/RW 12 Bods, tbh I don’t think there is a bad value on the team. I picked Sniper solely because he normally goes for a Bod, but he’s got more belts than anyone in 239 so glad capts finally put 2 and 2 together.
3rd – Blue Collar Dads (Capt: Joe Shiney)
Joe Shiney/Scarry Terry – Hamme/Joe Shiney – A1/BeeBop
Trey/JG – Ergy/Dom
Goodie
So this team has like 73 potential lineups…but a lot of solid players. This team went the part time route and it could be their downfall, but if it works they are a good team.
Best Value: YaMomsHammer PT C 18 Bods, He’s a top C in 239 and he’s coming in at less than 40 bod value. You take that every chance you can, there are a lot of good values on this squad.
Worst Value: Scary Terry FT All skaters 9 Bods, dont hate it but dont love it. He will score when given the chance so i’ll pipe down.
2nd – Another Night At Lemanski’s (Capt: Lemanski)
Lemanski – Zturtle/Ron Don – Sauce
Jimmy – Ragin Hawnky
xx of a kind
This team is very offensive. They are gonna score and outscore their problems. top 2 is very fitting.
Best Value: Jimmy124 FT All 10 Bods, he is a solid Dman even though we give him shit. He should be in line with Lemanski at the helm.
Worst Value: Sauce FT RW 45 Bods, he’s good and he’s gonna put up points. I just didn’t have options for this spot and he was 45 so its him by default
1st – Hobby Horsin’ Around (Capt: Wizzy)
Mack/DaintyDanglz – RAWB – Wizzy
Mashotpa – Dmart/Epik
Rage
Very well balanced team, top 3 foward unit, probably the top D pairing. Team has #Chem and i’m also drinking the Rage Kool-Aid. Early favorites, but that is why we play the games.
Best Value: Dmart PT LW/RW/LD/RD 11 Bods, sure he can only play on one day a week but c’mon.
Worst Value: Mashotpa FT LD/G 36 Bods, he’ll be the top scoring Dman most likely but he still is not in his natural position and for 36 you can see why I had to select him here.
If you don’t like where are ranked or if you don’t like that I singled you out in a value situation please direct all your comments to @lemanski DMs. He is eagerly waiting for them. Now its time for the season to begin so with that I only have one last thing to say to you all.
