HOW THIS WORKS:
This is a guide to the 239 draft. Follow along during the draft show if you are new and want to know about some of the players being drafted.
This IS NOT a personal draft ranking based on my opinion of your skill. The board is based on what I think the captain group as a collective whole thinks about the players in the pool.
If you want to complain about your placement being too high or too low you can go suck a huge fat cock, I do not care even the slightest.
There are players in T1 and T2 that I think are dogshit T9 players … dudes in low Tiers I think are better than that etc but its not based on my feelings. Capiche?
Good chat <3
FORMAT:
Tier – Tier description – (Bod Range)
Player Tag
- **ROOKIE (Referral) | Positions Signed Up for | Positions capts want them | MIA | Captains most likely to draft the player
- 239 Player Bio
- WYWT: Why You Want Them as your teammate
NOTE:
Players are not ranked within the tiers. Its in no particular order for season 1 of a new game.
** When applicable
Tier 1 – Vezina Caliber Tendys – (10 to 20 Bod Gs)
Bcrippsx31
- G only | MIA: Sus (RR on Tues Weds, Late Nov14/21) | Mash, DomRegs, Dvetts
- BIO: 239s GOAT in net. Longest tenured tendy in 239 and most successful.
- WYWT: Can steal an entire series. Ultra reliable.
Iggy i12i
- G LW | G | MIA: Beer League Weds til 10pst | Dvetts, Lemanski, Matt
- BIO: New 239 star. Excellent as skater as well but plays on 500 ping these days
- WYWT: Has a skater mind and thumbs in net. Easy reads. Confident.
Kin Dange
- G D C RW | G D | MIA: Solid | Half the captains list
- BIO: Silent assassin. Constant Vezina candidate that goes under the radar
- WYWT: Will give you top of the league numbers and not say a word all year
Thejsquad21
- G only | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Pale, and 4-5 other Capts will have interest
- BIO: Reigning champion manager. Elite tendy that no longer goes unnoticed.
- WYWT: Can steal you a series and carry poor defense
L Weazle L
- G & Both D | G D | MIA: Solid | Dvetts, Wizzy, Pale
- BIO: A rising star. Very solid at both his positions. Great dude also.
- WYWT: Master of reading one tees.. and have you seen NHL25?
Tier 2 – Bonafide Starters in net – ( 5 to 10 Bod Gs)
The Thomahawk
- All 6 | G | MIA: Solid | Waiver pick up after someones G shits the bed
- BIO: An OG of 239. Many time Captain. Aint no bitch.
- WYWT: Potential to play way above his bod level. Is cracked some nights.
wadesworld2112
- G only | MIA: Solid (Hand surgery Dec 27th) | Kabz, Pale, Lemanski
- BIO: Contender for nicest guy in the league. LIVES for some chel w the homies.
- WYWT: Ultra reliable, consistent, good vibes, seen it all… good bad and ugly.
St1dwallgoat
- G & Both D | G | MIA: Solid | RAWB, Pale, Lemanski
- BIO: Great recent 239 addition. Always solid and active. Good streams.
- WYWT: You know he’s going to give it his all and give af in general. Reliable starter.
Tier 3 – Tendys Battling for the last available spots – (1 Bod or Waiver)
Rageinacxage
- G only | MIA: Solid | Mash, RAWB, Kabz
- BIO: New Yorks most frightening tendy. Tis the season for Rage. OG.
- WYWT: Has backstopped many deep playoff runs and has belts
Russellmania_iv
- All 6 | G LD LW | Waiver pickup when someone’s G sucks or roster needs filling
- BIO: Cobs friend so probably a super nice person. Don’t know them.
- WYWT: They can play all 6 spots, mostly G lately but can fill in holes.
SDRACER619
- G RW | G | MIA: Ideally Thursday be REFUSED by Capt | Sapper, RAWB, Kabz
- BIO: Newer guy to 239 we are trying to perma steal. Seems like a beauty find by Yam.
- WYWT: A grown ass man looking for a drama free team to make saves for
Stewy420 83
- G only | MIA: Solid | Lemanski, Pale, Kabz
- BIO: A1 Freaks buddy irl.. plus loves G… so he must be a Patron Saint.
- WYWT: he has played in front of Jimmy countless times.. he can handle your D pair
The Rookie/ Ringer Tendys – (Friend Tax Potential 5 to 10 bods)
Lets Get Weeird
- ROOKIE (Matt) | G RW | G | MIA: Solid | Matt, Dvetts, Mash
- BIO: Who knows. His gamer tag definitely applies to 239. Keep him away from Oddguy.
- WYWT: Never seen him but hes 50/50 split in AHL and CHL
Kronos37
- ROOKIE (Sapper) | G only | MIA: Gone 2nd week of Nov | Sapper, Lemanski, Pale
- BIO: Who Knows. Referral from a rookie captain.
- WYWT: My scouts report he’s a good self motivator and solid overall.
Tier 1 FT Skater – Guys expected to Hard Carry – (40 plus Bods)
JC Enterprise
- ROOKIE (Matt) | LW | MIA: Not on Draft List | Matt, DomRegs, Wizzy
- BIO: RINGER ALERT. DRAPE ALERT. Multiple reports of sandbagging the combine.
- WYWT: Current LGNHL talent. Could tell he was just fucking w ppl and is very good.
Abutt218
- All 3 F | LW | MIA: Solid | Mash, DomRegs, Dvetts
- BIO: One of 239s premiere players. Back from a break to dominate again.
- WYWT: Plays fast. Produces both goals and apples. Will cone your bum ass RD.
Bluelineking7
- All 5 Skater | D LW | MIA: Wont play when the Ravens play | Matt, Pale, Kabz
- BIO: A legend in the 6s scene. A legend in 239. Dunkin Donuts #1 customer.
- WYWT: Will carry you from D. 2way threat. Plays the meta. Competitive.
Sando Sparkz
- C LW | C | MIA: 3 of 4 nights | Dvetts, RAWB, DomRegs
- BIO: Newer star player to 239. Emerging as a top C in the league.
- WYWT: One of the top points guys. Doesn’t sacrifice D to do it. Versatile 2way game.
Bomb2r
- Both D and C | D | MIA: Solid | Pale, Kabz, Dvetts
- BIO: A former 239 superstar Dman or C. Coming back from break to take over again.
- WYWT: Extremely sound defensively. Will get better and better as the season goes.
a1xFREAKx13
- C Only | C | MIA: Sus (LG) | Lemanski, Kabz, Turtlegion
- BIO: A 6s scene legend/ OG. Star player with a shit ton of experience.
- WYWT: Will drive the play and style of your team. Aggressive af. Dangerous around the net.
NUTZnBERGERS
- ROOKIE (Matt) | C only | MIA: Sus (LG Mon or Tues) | Matt, Wizzy, DomRegs
- BIO: RINGER ALERT
- WYWT: Has 200 GP in LGNHL and 70-20 record in AHL. You take that how you want to.
Tier 2 FT Skaters – Damn good players, can carry some nights – (20 plus Bods)
Bc bud024
- RD | RD| MIA: Solid, Wont play w Kelch | Mash, Turtlegion, Wizzy
- BIO: Another OG to the 6s game. Been sucking ass at D for 16 years now.
- WYWT: Very strong in his own end. Has some puck carrying skills and good breakout.
Sexy Rocko
- RW only | MIA: Solid | Dvetts, Turtlegion, Not Pale
- BIO: Rising star in 239. Kinda our Brad Marchand of the league.
- WYWT: Competitive guy. Grinds. Pretty good scorer and passer. Pokes bears.
x88x Kane
- RW only | MIA: Solid | DomRegs, Pale, RAWB
- BIO: A come and go star. Sometimes hes here some times hes gonezo.
- WYWT: When he is here hes a beast. Good thumbs. Plays meta.
ThEhYpE420
- RW only | MIA: Solid | Turtlegion, RAWB, Dvetts
- BIO: A 239 rookie basically. My referral. Known club match whore.
- WYWT: Dangle dickey, shoot first, fast paced, in your face kind of winger. Aggro.
IVIelo
- All 5 Skater | C RD | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Mash, DomRegs
- BIO: The best PSN’er in the pool. Reigning champion. Rising star in 239.
- WYWT: He dealt with Wizzy and Mash’s BS and carried them to a chip.
xJLucas
- ROOKIE (RAWB) | C only | MIA: Sus (LG) Weds Thurs only | RAWB, Sapper, Pale
- BIO: RINGER ALERT. Don’t know him but hopefully hes nothing like the last Lucas we had here.
- WYWT: QC located so probably 0 ping. A winning record over 250gp in the LGNHL.
L Rebel 2 L
- ROOKIE (RAWB) | LW only | LW | MIA: Solid | RAWB, Kabz, Sapper
- BIO: RINGER ALERT. Another Texan for Kelch to suck off.
- WYWT: Former LGNHL guy with 300gp. Currently probably an AHL talent.
fullsend3174
- ROOKIE (Matt) | G & Both D | RD G | MIA: Sus (“IDK”) |
- BIO: RINGER ALERT
- WYWT: I’m told a potential card up Matts sleeve. Solid @ G and D. Impressed my scouts.
Tier 3 FT Skaters – wont be carrying you, but very solid players – (10 to 20 Bods)
EpiiK 16
- All 6| RD LD | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Mash, Turtlegion
- BIO: 239 Legend. Reigning Champion. 239s best beer drinker.
- WYWT: Will play above his bod level. Competitive. Been around the block.
Choco Brown6890
- All Skater | Utility | MIA: Solid | Dvetts, Mash, Sapper
- BIO: Newer 239 staple. Making a good name for himself as a player and dude.
- WYWT: One of the better utility guys available. Toss him where you need him and don’t worry.
ES0T3RICX
- Both D | LD | MIA: Misses every 3rd or 4th Monday | DomRegs, Pale, Wizzy
- BIO: A 239 legend and OG. A handsome devil. A solid player.
- WYWT: Hes going to provide high IQ and reliable play with no drama or ego.
Fl0de
- LW C LD | C | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Pale, Dvetts
- BIO: A former star player in 239 who comes and goes. One of the nicest guys in 239.
- WYWT: Potential to get really good again and play way above bod level. 2way productive C.
Renfri 21
- LD only | LD | MIA: Solid | DomRegs, Pale, Kabz
- BIO: A 239 legend. A 420 Channel Legend. The baddest chick in the league.
- WYWT: One of the top LD options every season. Well above avg defensive play in her zone.
That 1 odd guy
- All 5 Skater | D | MIA: Solid | Kabz, Pale, Mash
- BIO: 239 legend. PT Admin. Full time weirdo. 239s coach/instructor of all things, dont ya know?
- WYWT: Proven he can be a #1. Is aggressive. Gets the puck up quickly. Talkative. Always around.
Trey x93
- LW LD | LD | MIA: Solid | Pale, Turtlegion, RAWB
- BIO: A staple in 239. One of the better LD each season. Chill dude.
- WYWT: Puck moving dman. Good at carrying it up ice. Produces offense.
xkillzone99
- All 6| C RW RD | MIA: Sus. (LG) | Sapper, Kabz, Pale
- BIO: Sapper Le’s brother. Brother from the same mother. Newish to 239.
- WYWT: Excellent 239 win % and plus minus in his short time here. Can play D or F well.
ZacKrell
- LW only | MIA: Jan 15th onwards | RAWB, Sapper, Dvetts
- BIO: Don’t know him.
- WYWT: 103-67 in the LGAHL so he knows what hes doing out there.
SeidEffect
- ROOKIE (Matt) | LD only | MIA: Solid | Matt, DomRegs, Kabz
- BIO: Don’t know this dude either… sorry.
- WYWT: Looks like hes a CHL guy according to stats but his referral gives him a tier boost.
CaptSuzuki14
- RW | RW| MIA: Mon or Tues only (Tues pref) | Matt, Lemanski, Dvetts
- BIO: A sophomore in 239 looking to establish himself as a regular winger.
- WYWT: Can score you some goals. Hes QC. 106-48 in the LGAHL.
Tier 4 FT Skaters – The best roster rounder-outters – ( 5 to 10 bods)
jimmy124
- All 6 | LD | MIA: Solid | Lemanski, DomRegs, RAWB
- BIO: The most disrespected Norris winner in 239. Established 239 Legend status in little time.
- WYWT: Aggressive and confident. Likes to hit. Not afraid of high bod guys.
AceSoul
- Both D&W | LD| MIA: Solid | Lemanski, Pale, DomRegs
- BIO: 239 Admin and official Awards Butcher. From Cali but youd think hes from Buffalo.
- WYWT: So you can blame someone for your own fuck ups. Ace is solid & getting better.
AdamHayWired
- All Skater | RD/LD | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Mash, RAWB
- BIO: A 239 Enigma. Who knows which Adam you’ll get today.
- WYWT: Another scape goat for your team. Can play both hands. Active, gives af about the team.
Gala
- D only | D | MIA: Solid | Mash, Wizzy, Matt
- BIO: The 3rd scapegoat of the league. A 239 Legend… til we kick him out anyways.
- WYWT: Can play everywhere at a starter level. Some night plays way above his Bod level
Marty mcfly1919
- C RW RD | RD | MIA: Solid | DomRegs, Wizzy, Pale
- BIO: A 239 legend and OG. Your guide to all things Ultimate Team.
- WYWT: Will eventually work off the rust and be a lot more valuable than his bods.
Ragin Hawnky
- Both D | MIA: Oct 18-22 Nov 4-9 | Sapper, Lemanski, Dvetts
- BIO: Don’t really know him too well but hes been here a few seasons now
- WYWT: Had a really nice season 31 here for Lemanskis team.
Sniper0270
- All 3 F | LW | MIA: Solid | Kabz, Pale, DomRegs
- BIO: Little bitch ass pussy. Has the most belts in 239. OG and Admin
- WYWT: He sists high slot and presses up. That’s it but he does it well.
Yambag021
- LD RD RW | RD | MIA: Solid | Pale, Mash, Kabz
- BIO: Little bitch ass pussy. OG and Admin. The last person you see before dying a 239 death.
- WYWT: He’s solid in his zone. Not afraid to bring a puck up the ice and help enter the zone.
Young Kelch
- Both D and W | LD | MIA: the odd Monday | Wizzy, Mash, Kabz
- BIO: Little bitch ass pussy. Admin and basically OG.
- WYWT: Team vibes. Energy. Solid at LD. Solid enough offensive mind to help out a bit w scoring.
QuongI22I
- ROOKIE (RAWB) | All 3 F | LW C | MIA: Solid | RAWB, Pale, Sapper
- BIO: Don’t know this dude, sorry folks.
- WYWT: Scouts told me he will be “one of the better low bod guys available”
Ipellz
- LW C | LW C | MIA: Solid | Sapper, Pale, RAWB
- BIO: Don’t know this guy either. Played for Pale last season. Sophomore season now.
- WYWT: He put up just shy of 2 points per game for Pale and was there for most of their Ws.
x Sober Enuff x
- All 5 Skater | LW RW | MIA: Solid | Pale, RAWB, Wizzy
- BIO: A 239 legend and OG. Former Admin. 239 Varsity boozing team captain.
- WYWT: Passes and cycles the puck above his bod level. Good hockey IQ.
Tier 5 FT Skaters – Late draft picks and Waiver guys – (Under 5 bods or Waivers)
xScaryTerryxx
- All 5 Skater | LW RW LD | MIA: Solid | Sapper, RAWB, DomRegs
- BIO: I’d say a 239 Legend in his own right. Long time Loyal member. Champion Captain.
- WYWT: He will put up 2 points per game for 1 bod. Great value. Finishes his chances.
Orbit Save
- ROOKIE (Pensfan) | RW only | MIA: Solid | Not the slightest clue
- BIO: No clue who this guy is. Hes cool w Pens so cool w me though.
- WYWT: No idea. Probably another youngin with potential like Pens.
Shad0wuniverse1
- ROOKIE (Ace Soul) | LD only | MIA: Solid | Pale, RAWB, DomRegs
- BIO: Another guy I have no clue about. WOOOO.
- WYWT: So you don’t have to draft Ace.. just take this guy instead.
ROMAN95
- LW only | LW | MIA: Nov 6th & 18th | Turtlegion, Pale, RAWB
- BIO: A long time member of 239 who comes and goes.
- WYWT: A shoot first winger. Will pile up the attempts. Has some thumbs as well.
Nikdagreek23
- LW C | LW | MIA: Solid | Wizzy, Pale, DomRegs
- BIO: A 239 legend. One of my favorite teammates. Needs a distraction from football season.
- WYWT: Pass first LW. Can hop in and play C as well. Low key gross at draws. Cycles well.
Gyneman
- RD | RD | MIA: Solid | Kabz, Pale, Sapper
- BIO: The official 239 doctor of season 33. Strong candidate for nicest guy in the league.
- WYWT: An aggressive RD always looking to make a play on the puck.
DisNub
- LW&C | LW | MIA: Solid | Pale, RAWB, Turtlegion
- BIO: A long standing 239 vet. Quiet dude who chills with Kin.
- WYWT: Need to fill out the last F spot with a cheap high IQ guy who can pass well.
FeenixRising
- All Skater | D | MIA: random days | Full time waiver
- BIO: Waiver extraordinaire, BBQ pitmaster, 239 investor, unsung hero
- WYWT: You cant have him, hes our FT waiver so fuck off.
TIER 1 PT – ( 20 plus Bods)
See dub 21
- All 5 Skater | LW C LD | MIA: Thursday strongly preferred | DomRegs, Wizzy, Mash
- BIO: 239 Legend. Ignant af. My hombre. Star on the Beer Drinking Team and Hockey team.
- WYWT: Will be a top player at his position wherever you put him. Can score by himself.
Dmart
- RW RD | RW RD | MIA: Ass (Tues only) | DomRegs, Pale, Mash
- BIO: Maybe the biggest 239 Legend. Hollywoods reason for living. Bonafide Superstar.
- WYWT: 2nd all time in 239 scoring. High hockey IQ. Playmaker from W or D.
Terry L61L
- LW C | LW C | MIA: Sus (LG) | Dvetts, Sapper, Kabz
- BIO: A rising superstar in 239.
- WYWT: Has been dominant since joining the league. Hard to take the puck from.
TIER 2 PT – (10-20 Bods)
Chenkov96
- LD RD | RD | MIA: Sus.. Oct 14-21 Nov 25-29 Maybe Nov1-7 | Turtlegion, Wizzy, Mash
- BIO: Newer to 239 but a known club game whore. Quiet but good dude.
- WYWT: One of the top RD in the entire pool. Will be your #1 when hes in.
Chum llee
- LW only | MIA: its Chum, he leaves the country when the wind changes | Sapper, Pale, Matt
- BIO: The adventurer of 239. Happy go Lucky guy. Star player in the league when present.
- WYWT: You need travel and hotel advice from a guy who will put up big #s from LW.
ErgyBergi
- RD only | MIA: Sus (Mon Tues only depends on LG) | Lemanski, RAWB, Dvetts
- BIO: A rising star in 239. Going under the radar but not for much longer. Good dude.
- WYWT: Just a solid reliable guy that you know will lock down his side of the ice.
I zigz I
- LW C | LW C | MIA: Lame (Weds Thurs, sometimes Mon Tues) | RAWB, Sapper, DomRegs
- BIO: a star player in the league. Another quiet assassin.
- WYWT: Shoot first, high volume forward. Has some solid thumbs as well to buy time.
Ozzy9041
- C RW | RW | MIA: Solid | Pale, DomRegs, Mash
- BIO: A long time star player in 239.
- WYWT: Has some of the best thumbs in 239. Very crafty with the puck.
TIER 3 PT – (5-10 Bods)
RockyDanglez
- Both D & W | Utility | MIA: Sorta Ass (Away til Nov 8) | Kabz, Dvetts, Sapper
- BIO: 239 Media Icon. Co-Host of ITC with Bales. Stache as big as the guns he shoots.
- WYWT: Hes going to be well above avg at either side D or W. Top utility PT guy.
GOOGLES83
- RW G | G | MIA: Mon Thurs only | Post draft pickup to whoever’s G is shitting the bed
- BIO: the only ties to Hockey left in Arizona. Vet 239 PT goalie.
- WYWT: You don’t trust your other guy to get it done for all of the games.
Hoots l16l
- All 6 | W or D | MIA: Oct 21/22/30/31 Nov 27/28 Dec 3/16/17/24-26 | Mash, Dvetts, RAWB
- BIO: a long time 239 vet from the west coast. One of my late night 4am teammates.
- WYWT: Like Rocky, he will provide great utility value anywhere you need him.
Gandalf Noodles
- ROOKIE (Sando Sparkz) | Both D | LD | MIA: Wild home games | Dvetts, Lemanski, Sapper
- BIO: DRAPE ALERT. No fucking clue who he is, doesn’t exist on 239 or LG sites
- WYWT: His referral is Sando who is good. My scouts say he seemed to have sandbagged.
TIER 4 PT – (Less than 3 Bods or Waiver)
Swizz Wrld
- All 3 F | Utility | MIA: Mon and Thurs only | Kabz, RAWB, Turtlegion
- BIO: A long time 239 vet and loyal member. Excellent Media guy.
- WYWT: Need a guy with experience. Hes captained great squads, won belts in multiple leagues.
GannabisIVXX
- All 6 | Utility F | MIA: Solid but dates your mother | Pale, Lemanski, Turtlegion
- BIO: G baby – Im not writing you a proper BIO til you watch Hardball
- WYWT: I love it when you call me big papa, throw your hands in the air…
Fatalx87
- RW only | MIA: No game 1s tues or weds | Not the slightest clue
- BIO: don’t know this dude either but hes the last guy fuck itttt
- WYWT: To give him a chance at glory. Waiver last season.
THE. FUCKING. END.
