In a stunning move Kabz went and blew up his entire team, and traded everyone except BLK. How would this work out for him? Well let’s see what happened in the battle of the 2 worst goalies this season!
Game 1:
Listen there wasn’t a single one of us that warmed up and it showed. Maybe Kabz was right? Maybe I do suck. 5 goals on 11 shots? Until you realize 3 of those goals were the proverbial “rat goals”. But hey, it only matters what the stat sheet says right? Admin Super Squad won the shot, TOA and passing departments, but the scoreboard wasn’t our friend. Kin Dange stole this game for Rat Rehab. Shake it off, move onto the next one.
Game 2:
No goals in the first period. 2nd period was close, but we went into the 3rd up 2-1. That’s where the Rats really started to show their true colors. In dominating fashion, Admin Super Squad score 3 goals in the 3rd, to win 5-1. Just a struggling goalie here trying to keep their team in the game, but it seems the rats are starting to feel the effects of the arsenic I put in their water before the game.
Game 3:
Listen I was absolutely bored this game early on. This wasn’t even a challenge at all. The first goal, I wasn’t even paying attention, and Nick just walks by and scores. Yeah sorry team I know I said the controller died.
Anyways, 1st period was absolutely dominated by us. 2nd period and 3rd period were different stories. Well at least for Kin Dange that is. After a rough first period, he truned it up and played great. The stats might not show it, but it was 2-1 the rest of the game, leading to a final score of 6-2 (with one gifted goal by me cuz I probably smoke close to too much weed during these games).
Admin Super Squad handedly take this series 2-1, I get my little bit of revenge and hold Kabz to only scoring his little rat goals in the first game. Rat extermination successful. Might make this a day job. If anyone would be so kind as to leave us a yelp review, that would be great!
