239 grab your popcorn, cozy blanket, bottle of lube… whatever you need for an enjoyable Netflix time! Let’s get the playoffs started!
We have ourselves a 4 v 5 matchup in the standings lets meet the teams shall we?
Netflix & Kill
(for the sake of this i’m only going to put the main lineup not the one game a waiver was used)
Zigz – AJC – NpL Pensfan
Sexy Rocko – Ragin Hawnky
BloodyNumber48
VS
239 Rockers
Fwds: Schemmm – FrostyNightmare – Blip
Def: Kelch – Belivue (1-3)/Cheevers (4-5)/Ace (6)
G: Goat (gm1-4)/ Kronos (5)/ Cheevers (6)
Game 1
Odd game, a few bad breaks in front of the net and a late tip goal get those horny bastards over the line in the first one.
Final Score: 4-3 N&K
Heading into game 2, Rockers say lets just rock out with our BODS out
Game 2
Rockers finally take over midway through the second and dont look back. The captain with a hattrick, Blip with 2G and 2A, Frosty picks up 4 points… the two Dmen pick up 0 points because who needs them?
Final Score: 6-3 Rockers
Tied series heading into the last game of night one.
Game 3
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Netflix and Kill:
Ass blasted right off the ice.
Blip has a 9 point playoff game. Needless to say this is why rumor has it they no longer say “clip that”, instead they just say “Blip that”
Final Score: 10-0 Rockers who busted a load night one of this Netflix and chill scenario
2nd night of the series
Game 4
I’m not gonna lie I totally dont remember this game at all. We didn’t a warmup in as our captain was late because he was golfing, I was late as I was at $2 margarita night, Frosty hasn’t showed up for a warmup all season, and Goat was probably wanking it to some wild goat demigod thing he worships before he plays.
Final Score: 5-4 Rockers
Game 5
Final Score: 9-3 Netflix pegged Kronos little tight asshole
Game 6
The teams trade 2 goals in the 1st… nothing in the 2nd… so we head to the 3rd tied. Netflix score and as time dwindled down it was looking like there might be a game 7. But under 2 mins left puck is battled for on the left boards, somehow winds up on my stick and with not much of an option I just fling it at the net. FrostyNightmare is ready for this and tips the puck top corner. LETS GO TO OT!!
This wasn’t a long OT
BLIP IT, calls series.
Final Score: 4-3 Rockers
This one felt a little nice ngl bc funny enough this team traded me away before the season even began.
Okay that’s it for pettiness… GGs to the Netflix & Kill squad, Hawnky had a great rookie captain season and his team played hard all season long. I’ve got a lot of respect for those guys over there, ive said it many times that Bloody is gross and a top 3 G in this league hands down right now without question. Zigz and AJC are great dudes, I mean what can you say all these guys are good people and I hope to see yall on the ice next season. The time has come, your season is now over and your team no longer exists
3 Stars of the series
1. Blip
2. Blip
3. Blip ft Goat
Lastly before I end this writeup, we are the Rockers so lets fucking jam out on our way out this writeup. If you need me i’ll be in the fucking crowd somewhere. Enjoy the Rockers theme song for the night!!
