LAMEanski and his team of rejects.
What is with all these personal attacks this season? I get shit on during the McNasties podcast by my own flesh and blood, I get constantly harassed about my alleged short height (Gayla said I’m a tall 5’7 so suck my ass pussies) and every write up seems to have some sort of talk about me. KEEP IT COMING YOU NERDS!
You guys ever hear the story about Yam island? It was once a tropical paradise that many “elite” LWs and forwards were shut down and held in check all series long. Well recently a guy by the name of FDM (Fairly decently mediocre) Kill came along and together the butt buddies created the tropical paradise known today as Yam and Kills island full of butt stuff and sexual intercourse.
Yammer and Kill. Clowns lol
The good thing about this island is that LAMEanski decided to vacation there for season 31. He brought basically Duck from last season and thought “if goodie can do it last season with these guys so can I, I’m always 41 bods or more when I don’t captain so I’m clearly the better player and I can carry players way more than he can!” Think again you herb. THE BOT CANT SAVE YOU IN THESE WRITEUPS!!!!
TOZO only has one series this week because their other opponents….Gold Standard…. Decided that they were scared as fuck and realized that they are sitting top 3 in the league with games in hand and don’t wanna get shit on by the terrorists of 239. So naturally yeah anyone would reschedule to hide the fake gold standard. But that will be a story for another day *cough cough Thursday cough cough March 7th cough cough*
This series is basically LAMEanskis teams Super Bowl. It’s the series that has been circled on the calendar since the schedule was created. It’s the former teammates pitted against each other….. and LAMEanski. Let’s see how this plays out.
Yeah it ain’t gonna happen LAMEanski
TOZO unlike any terrorist organization, is very good at planning out their attacks. Our objectives and attacks are very clear and precise. The plan to carpet bomb Yam and Kills island has to be executed perfectly in order to get exposure to the entire 239 community.
Initial phase was to create a ton of noise off the coast of the island. The idea is to get all the vacationers out of their beach houses to see what all the commotion is about. We paid a lot of money for these bombs so we want to make our moneys worth. 3-2 W.
Next phase was to call in the stealth bomber to initiate the carpet bomb. Now I know what you’re thinking… why do this during phase 2? There’s always 3 phases to TOZO attacks…. Yeah well TOZO is gonna be unpredictable and change up their tactic’s because we will not be one dimensional and force every cross crease or throw turds onto the net like LAMEanskis team did. So we dropped the bombs…all of them. 4-1 W.
What about phase 3??? Well the truth is, Yam and Kills island is old news. It’s washed. It’s not kept up anymore. It’s too overpriced and the food sucks. The island was only meant to be destroyed, not taken over. Who the hell wants that island anyway? Fuck them hoes. 3-2 OTL
5 out of 6 points. TOZO is rolling. LAMEanski and kill won in the past. Well since TOZO exists, they won’t do anything in 239. LAMEanski can control the bot, he can make it goodie proof, but there is no way in hell you’ll censor my writeups. Ain’t no way in hell dawg.
In all seriousness though, he’s done amazing work with the site and he’s done amazing things making it user friendly and easy for captain to enter stats……………………Is what I would say if I wasn’t the leader of TOZO. BUT SINCE I AM, You suck, you’re trash. You’re LAME, you can’t carry a team, you’re washed, Adam killed your confidence, you smell bad, I wouldn’t let you date my daughter, website sucks, Cookin Ls until midnight should have been the team name, sucks to suck.
TOZO is coming for everyone here. February 18th is the trade deadline. If you have anyone toxic on your team and you wanna unload them onto a team, hit me up. I got room for them. (Talking about you Pittman, come to the terrorists. You were born to be part of TOZO). Kabs make it happen. You guys can’t win with him.
Goodie, OUT.
