Welcome aboard the Shaggin Wagon soul plane 239!
Last week Gala wasn’t feeling my writeup vs a team low in the standings. So we decided to just beat his team that’s tied for 1st.
Alright lets actually get this thing started. AdamHayWired lead us out of here please.
The Lineups
Shaggin Wagon
LW: Bar Down
C: Dradle
RW: Reep14
LD: Young Kelch
RD: Bc Bud
G: Weazle (after missing the last series for what we assumed was a tragic death)
Vs the CULT
Anti-Iconic
Hoots – No Regretzkys – Gala
Epik – Dom
Renfri
Alright time for the actual series stuff. Here at the Shaggin Wagon we have a team motto apparently.
We don’t practice, We don’t Warmup. Game 1s don’t matter
Game 1: We looked flat out there but this was just our warmup game. Renfri with the big shutty
Final Score: 3-0 cult activities
Time to actually start the party for the Shaggin Wagon boys
Before we hit the ice, an unknown member of TSW may or may not have said this to fire up the group
Game 2: Shaggin Wagon come out hot, dominating the TOA, full on attack attack attack mode in the first. Shots after the 1st period were 14-0. However late in the period with the game still scoreless, I had to get the boys on the board by strictly scaring Gala
Bar Down scores the GWG because we know it wasn’t going to be Reep thats for damn sure. Bryan scores for Anti Iconic, good players will find the back of the net. It is what it is. Renfri kept them in this one as she was balling again w/ a 90.5 sv % in this one.
Final Score: 2-1 TSW
Game 3: Weazle clutched up stopping 20 of 21 shots and the squad of horny fucks lit the lamp a few times to win the series. We win another series, imagine if we warmed up as a team or got a practice in.
Final Score: 4-1 TSW
3 Stars of the night
1. Weazle for showing up tonight
2. Renfri as both goalies played great
3. AdamHayWired for not turning the puck over once in the series from the bench
Honorable Mention… Gala for having a -25 GA/TA in game 2 and 3
FFS, @lemanski get your bot out of my damn writeup.
In all seriousness GGs to Anti Iconic. You’re a good team and fully expect yall to be on the short list of teams fighting for the belt when the dust settles.
Now that all the business side of things are handled. Everyone it is time for the party, grab a cold one, unzip your pants, lather yourself in some oils, whatever you need to do to get yourself in the mood. ITS TIME TO HIT THE DANCE FLOOR!!
P.S. there is a potential terrorist on this flight in @imn0teveng00d but he said he’s just here for a good time and made it past TSA.