Hello 239 before I begin lets all learn what Hobby Horsing actually is (I wouldn’t recommend watching the whole video the first minute or two is plenty)
As you can see a bunch of fucking dweebs, just gives off real big loser vibes. Which checks out with how tonight went. Just yikes all of the way around. Wizzy clearly does this as a hobby in his spare time.
Lets meet the lineups
starting off with the Horse Pole Riders
LW – Dainty Danglez
C – RAWB
RW – WizzyRidesOnFakeHorseDickWar
LD – Mashotpa
RD – Dmart
G – Rage
Now the lineup for the sane team
FWDs : Belivue – Dragxn – Reep
(danced around the horse hoppin mofos, especially the RD)
DEF: Kelch – Disney
(Laughing at Wizzy try to score on a 1T)
G – Thomahawk
HOCKEY TIME
Game 1
Story of this game… Hobby Horsin Around go 0 for 7, yes that is ZERO for SEVEN on the man advantage. That is embarrassingly bad for a team that has Mash, Dmart, and Wizzy on it among others. Dragon stay out of the fucking box you weirdo. Kelch clamps Wizzy picks up 4 blocked shots as he was easy to read. Dragon makes up for the PIMs with a hattrick, Bo scores one as well.
Wizzy Highlights from gm1
Final Score: 4-2 The Replacements
Game 2
HHA score really early in this one… then get nothing after that. 5 unanswered by the boys gets the job done. Bo with a hatty in this one, one of which he absolutely cooked the hot dog roller boy on RD. Reep lights the lamp twice. The story of this one for the other side is Wizzy not being able to aim his 1Ts
Wizzy Highlights from gm2
Final Score: 5-1 The Replacements
Game 3
We lost, Rage made saves, Thommy didn’t.
Wizzy Highlights from gm3
Final Score: 4-1 Lovers of the Roller hotdogs
GGs to the Fake Horse Riders that was your top line vs our B squad and still couldn’t get it done. Positive note is that 8 teams make the playoffs. The star power on this team is wild when you realize they have a below .500 record. The big Trio clearly needs Veds. New Papa Dmart gets a pass, the rest of you nope.
3 stars of the night
1. Dragon took a billion penalties and still put up points
2. Wizzy for all of the laughs
3. Kelch for so many blocked shots all on Wizzy
Quick turnaround for The Replacements as they play back to back nights. Check out Bales stream to watch us go up against someone tonight. 239 I love yall, if you took offense to anything I said in this writeup grow the fuck up and laugh it off. Enjoy the music as always everyone this song is in honor of the scrubs we just played.