You been waiting for that kind of sexy power rankings for 42 seasons, you had to feed of Dvetts mean and inaccurate ones till now and you been starving, i got you! Feed, this is my blood.
There will be 3 categories:
- TOP 1rst to 3rd position
- MID 3rd to 5th position
- BOTTOM 5th to 7th position
YES, 3rd position can be seen as top and mid, 5th position as mid and bottom, in a 7 teams season.
Season is gonna be tight and juicy as we like them, no bad teams, pretty much all team have a weakness, all teams can surpise us all.
NOT IN ORDER!
THE GIZZARD KINGS: TOP!
Terry is a good cap, he knows players, and i would never let my girlfriend around that guy… he can score.
Freak and Lemanski go back to kindergarten, Terry been watching them from the other side of the road naked in his van. So the chem is there, Terry should complete them well. They have a stud in JC, seen as the best D in this draft. Ragin CAN play well and help a team win, he did it in the past, it will be about the chem he has with JC, if they don t thrust each other or don t mech, this team won t do as good. Then i heard Jimmy can be a good goalie, i don t think he proved it in 239 yet. This team will practice
TOXIC ATTRACTION: TOP… to MID!
This team has pretty much all the pieces. Usual Ds at fwrd can be a problem tho if the confidence goes away. But this should be a great defensive team,
Suzuki is to me one of the best defensive fwrd in this league. Komets is a good piece!! Coot feels like a kid on Christmas eve playing fwrd.
Fungus and Coot have a bromance. Trey is solid, Ace will have to complete him well, he can but he also hates the game… ”Yeah but Cob, there is no elite scorer on that team…” SHUT THE FUCK UP! They all can score. TOP if the fwrds stay confident and responsable defensively. This team will practice
BACK DOOR BANGERS 2: TOP…. to MID!
This team is also on top to me because they have all the pieces. Good draft by Quongo!! Will it work? Potential is there. Jay can be a monstar, i think that was a steel.
Quong had the bods to overbid a bit on Rawb, Rawb is worth 99 bods to me, but considering last couple of seasons he should ve been cheaper. Rawb and brofits is a good D pair. Uncle Juic PT is a good player. The success of that team will depend on the D pair focus on defense and on Quongo s confidence. Lucas can be a good piece too. If this team loses confidence, which can happen easily because of recent unsucces, this team could fall down, but on paper, everything is there. This team will practice also.
BLADES ON HEELS: MID…. to TOP
My team has all the pieces, Odd is back, Matt/Weazle are solid LDs, Jabber/ weazle in net are studs. BUT WHO THE FOOK ARE THESE FWRDS? Some old chel friends, Malkin is a stud
C, he didn t play nhl 26 till now, he getting back into it. That fwrd line can win this season, it will be about confidence and communication. Weazle and i started in this league at the same time, Odd and i won the cup together. Jabber got super emotionnal after the draft, best moment of his life for sure. We re just swapping nudes in our team discord. This team will practice and will have succes if it does.
BIG STICK ENERGY: MID…. to BOTTOM
”Yo Cob that Pale s team gonna be gooood” WHICH ONE!!!???? Were you guys trying to set up a 12s lobby?? Play fifa? This team has a lot of good pieces, especially at fwrd, Sejje, Schemm, Wizzy, Ando… But it s tough to build chem blah blah blah with that much players, some nights they might kill it, some night suck. I am also doubtful of the D lines, Pale can play some good D, Kelch too, Epik also, but those D lines are not sexy enough to me, i wish you guys it works tho. This team could actually do good, especially if they improve on D through a trade, but can fall apart quick. Ps Pale, don t trade them all after one bad series. One of those teams will maybe practice.
DADDY DAYCARE: MID …. to BOTTOM
Thankfully Dvetts is better at hockey and captaining than power ranking writte ups!! Usually Dvetts builds solid, equilibrated teams. This one is missing a piece to me, a PT or FT LD, and a missing piece can cost. There is potential good line ups in there, but with PTs. Kane,a closeted frenchy is solid at RD, Dvetts and Pensfan are impressive at fwrd. We know what to expect from Sniper, he can be efficient. Goalies side, Tomahawk might be rusty and Cheevers has to prove himself, he s capable of good and bad. With a good trade, this team would be TOP. This team will not practice as a whole, chem blah blah blah, who the fuck cares about chem..?!
THOSE GUYS: MID… to BOTTOM
Choco is a good cap too, he knows players from the league well. This team has good pieces, Rocko and Sexy Carpy is pretty damn good. Carpenis=Frenchy=Stud. Chico will have a chance to prove himself. Destro is a beast… that will perform well with some Ds, not all. Destro/Choco or Destro/Octavia, i m not convince by those two lines sadly. Octavia is super skilled (love this guy) but has to prove himself to be reliable defensively. So this team might struggle defensively, and it s a killer. They will also struggle to practice all together.
Good luck!! Prove me wrong, i d love it!! Have fun!!