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Sign up for Season 36!

Season 35 Playoffs

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3
All In  
March 11, 2025
4-1
All In
March 18, 2025
4-3
Lemanski And Buds IA
 All In
Egg vs
March 11, 2025
4-0
Whalers
 
Jedi Master Baiters
 
Moose Knuckles
March 12, 2025
3-4
Egg
March 18, 2025
1-4
Whalers
 Pink Pony Club
Pink Pony Club 
March 11, 2025
4-2
Pink Pony Club
 
Not Like Us

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Results
March 20, 2025
11:00 pm
N/A

Egg vs Pink Pony Club

March 20, 2025 - FINAL
2 - 1
N/A

All In vs Whalers

March 20, 2025
10:30 pm
N/A

Pink Pony Club vs Egg

March 20, 2025 - FINAL
3 - 2
N/A

Whalers vs All In

March 20, 2025 - FINAL (OT)
3 - 2
N/A

All In vs Whalers

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Season Standings

PosTeamGPWLOTPTSGFGADiffPPGPPOPP%PPGAPPOAPK%L10Strk
1All In3937207422672154297837.253585.710-0-0W27
2Egg39251135315112625215438.9124372.15-5-0W3
3Moose Knuckles39251315113511619165429.694780.99-1-0W6
4Whalers39241325014113110123930.8195967.87-3-0W4
5Pink Pony Club39221344815114110155527.3175468.55-3-2L1
6Not Like Us39201454512410618164337.2124573.35-4-1L3
7Lemanski And Buds IA391815642110119-9146322.2114977.65-4-1W2
8Jedi Master Baiters391820137134157-23155527.3136279.05-5-0L1
9Alhamdulillah391521333137181-44124327.9296958.04-5-1W2
10Dwight and his Beets391522232110133-23164932.7113366.72-8-0L7
11Just Gonna Send It391421432116148-3293625.0177276.44-5-1L3
12Divorced Menn391422331129148-19135225.0204757.44-6-0L2
13Grow Up391423230120135-15113928.2164967.32-7-1L3
14Born On Third391224327113184-7184318.6163959.01-8-1W1
15Wasted Potential00000000000.0000.000
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IMPORTANT DATES

Date Event
March 17 Signups Open!
April 6 - 11 Rookie Combine
April 14 - 17 Season 36 Draft
April 21 Season 36 Starts

LEAGUE NEWS

  • Divorced Men down bad, try catching a whale
    by Young Kelch
  • Mustard on the Beat Down
    by Sexy Rocko
  • Moose on the loose in Dwight’s beets farm
    by Young Kelch
  • SEASON 35 POWER RANKINGS (By Dvetts)
    by Lemanski
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Season 35

Skaters

PlayerGPGAPTSPTS/G
Abutt218121421352.7
★ Nick Veds121221332.6
★ NUTZnBERGERS111217292.5
xKillzone9914915241.6
★ Schemmm141211231.6
CaptSuzuki149715222.2
Sejje9119202.0
Sniper027011118191.6
fullsend317411510151.3
Dutch MDK8510151.8
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Goalies

PlayerGPSV%GAASHOTSGA
Lets Get Weeird1185.02.6020731
Bloodynumber481285.02.0217326
Thejsquad21781.92.7110519
I Cheevers I1481.62.8322842
xx of a kind481.34.259117
McSwaggerx92980.22.4412124
DrugMonkeyRX574.74.408722
wadesworld2112674.43.468221
Beartojust00.00.0000
Skiippy x 9700.00.0000
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